Mace Windu: "I am sorry, my Master. I...... uh....... I panicked."
Yoda: "Panicked, did you? Most interesting, this is."
Mace Windu: "I had to say SOMETHING........ he wouldn't leave!"
Yoda: "A kid running around here, you want? Hmmmm? Crying and tantrums, you want to hear? Loud music and indifference, you want to look forward to in a few years!? Yes!?"
Mace Windu: "I........ uh...... I assumed that talking to the boy couldn't hurt."
Yoda: (sigh) "BRILLIANT, is your intellect. HEAVY, is my sarcasm."
Mace Windu winces.
Yoda: "I will handle this matter. Even now, the boy arrives."
The doors swing open and a confused looking Anakin Skywalker enters the room. He walks into the center of the room and stands nervously, as the faces of the Jedi Council members study him.
Yoda: "How feel you?"
Anakin: "Cold sir."
Yoda: "Afraid, are you?"
Anakin: "No sir."
Yoda: "See through you, we can."
Anakin glances around nervously.
Yoda: "You are afraid of losing your mother, I think. Hmmmm?"
Anakin: "What has that got to do with anything?"
Yoda: "Everything! Fear is the path to the Dark Side! Fear leads to anger..... anger leads to hate........ hate leads to suffering! (sigh) I sense much fear in you."
Anakin: "Can I go now, sir?"
Yoda: "Impatient, are you!? Impatience leads to frustration..... frustration leads to anger....... anger leads to hate......... hate leads to suffering! (sigh) I sense much impatience in you."
Anakin: "But sir, I haven't eaten since we left Tatooine."
Yoda: "Hungry, are you? Hunger leads to frustration.......... frustration leads to anger..... anger leads to hate......... hate leads to suffering! (sigh) I sense much hunger in you."
Anakin: "But EVERYONE gets hungry! You just don't want me to be a Jedi!"
Yoda: "Sass me not, young Skywalker! Sassing leads to beatings....... beatings lead to resentment........ resentment leads to frustration........ frustration leads to anger.......... anger leads to............"
Anakin: "Screw this. I'm going back to peeking into the Queen's shower."
Anakin turns and stomps defiantly towards the door. Yoda yells after him as he leaves.....
Yoda: "Lust! Knew it, I did!!!! Lust leads to self-pleasure!! Self-pleasure leads to guilt!! Guilt leads to frustration! FRUSTRATION LEADS TO ANGER! ANGER LEADS................."
Anakin slams the door behind him. The Jedi Council is silent for a few minutes until Mace Windu speaks up.....
Mace Windu: "You handled that well."
Yoda (obviously quite pleased with himself): "Nothing, it was."
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