Name: Christophe Jammet Occupation: superhero, Super Annoyance, stalker, globetrotter, musician, artist, prank caller, brother, professional idiot, "matchmaker" Residence: Back bedroom, some apartment, NYC Likes: Aerosmith, Mike, Walter, Marissa, Saf, repeating stories, long distance bills, his guitar, Jimi Hendrix, pretending to be tougher then he really is, welshmen, MTC Dislikes: Jarrod, "all the assholes from MTC", bad music (guster, apparently), his brothers, Marissa never ever calling him, new stories, slow internet connections Future Prospects: Johnny Knoxville.  But dumber.
	The boy has threatened to kill me if I don't put him somewhere on the site. Sheesh, Chris, where to start?  Another camp friendle... three years now... according to the family tree, he's my bastard son with Walter, which makes him my grandson as well.  You don't want to know.  (Note to MTCers -- if anyone still has a copy of The Family Tree, please scan it and send it to yours truly!) He'd like to be the next Slash, but like your brother said, Chris, you're a better artist then you are musician. (that's why he got in to Pratt. That and his art teacher "is, like, a GOD over there!"  He's in a band tho (at least, last time i checked.), they're decent, and if they still exist, the webpage is in my links section. Currently single, and completely at fault for the entire 'Jarrod Scenario'. That's right, I can single-handedly balme Chris for literally forcing me into the stupidest relationship of my life!