What is the most succinct definition of our good friend Percy Pub? Hmm, let's ask the old word processor...type in p-e-r-c-y--p-u-b and hit the thesaurus button..."PERDITION TAVERN". No, that's not quite it, let's ask again..."DESTRUCTION BAR". Closer, let's continue..."RUIN ROD". That's it! "Are ye daft Percy? Ye canna get to the brewpub that way, ye've taken the ruin rod! I'll take the high rod an ewe take the low rod, and I'll get te that pint afore ye." Aye, but he's the best bass player the Lads' have got.