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HUMOUR
 

Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:

•      His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
•      I would not breed from this officer.
•      He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
•      He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
•      This young lady has delusions of adequacy....

"...Then you have people who take LSD.  The acid fan has a punchabillity factor of about 3 million.  It's the way that they smile at you.  It's the way that they tell you at great length about their interesting conversation with Buddha.  It's their penchant for tasteless gadgetry and novelty eyewear.  It's the fact that they think that tie-dye is a good idea...."

Dear Diary

LIFESTYLE

Be happy.  Be healthy.  Be busy.  Go out.  Get some air.  Go somewhere you've never been before.  Spend nothing!  Enjoy life.  Enjoy London.  Find out how...
 
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