[2000 JOURNAL]
[12-31-00]
No more shall I let that girl get to me. I'm cool now. Well not cool, but cool with the whole ordeal. I still wanna be friends with her. Now she thinks I'm pissed at her. I promise all is good. I'm not mad at her. I still wanna be her friend.
2000 is finally gone. Thank God. 2000 sucked. Why didn't all the computer crash?!! That ticked me off. Oh well. I'm going to a party tonight and its gonna be off da hook cracka! Daniel's band is gonna be there and they are gonna suck the place up.
I wanna say thanks to Kay for inviting me to her party on friday.
I saw Lost Souls last night. It wasn't too bad. The end wasn't all that good because it was too real. Still, it was worth a buck fifty.
I already have 2 more things planned for the STUPIDITY section. We just gotta get them done. We'll probably do it tommorow. So stay tuned for that. Sorry this Journal sucks but I'm in a calm state of mind and I can't think of anything funny to say(not that I'm that funny in the first place), and I'm in no mood to complain about women. You still my cracka, Lauren. Hope you all have a great time tonight. Stay sober!
[12-28-00]
Screw women! Man, they say one thing and do the other. Well, not all women. I'm so sick of this crap. They promise not to do something and do it anyways. They're just as bad as men. I swear to God I wish I could be like Mel Gibson in What Women Want. That would be so cool. I would figure out what they really are thinking and how they really feel. Man, some can really piss me off. I love women to death and I think that the world would be nothing without them, but some need to stop playing games. Its not cool. All you do is hurt people. Thats it. I'm sick of being hurt by women. But, God please, just let me findmy wife before I end up in a mental hospital. I mean, as you know if you have been reading my journals lately, you know that I really like, but I'm not having the best of luck with her because its so friggin' obvious she likes someone else. But I swear its getting to the point where I don't know if I should believe anything she says anymore. I love her to death but she really doesn't know what hell she is putting me through. Its not even cool anymore. I mean how can you handle a girl who says she likes you but then is always on your best friend, whom to my demented luck, she likes too. I'm not gonna let this ruin his and my friendship but its killing my friendship with her. I mean, its like she leading me on even though she says she isn't. What the heck am I supposed to do. I mean my friend says he doesn't want a girlfriend because they are "too boring" and I doubt she even likes me anymore because she barely ever talks to me. Its gonna kill me. I'm not playin'. This is HELL ON ME. This isn't fun anymore and she's not very enjoyable to hang around lately. But, I love her to death and I wish she would just talk to me about this and tell me whats the deal. I'm dieing inside. Please, tell me.
[12-25-00]
2001 IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!
We're all gonna DIE!!!!!! God save us all!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will someone think of the children?!!
And I never found true love!!!!
Hope your having a Merry Christmas!
[12-23-00]
Only 2 more days until Christmas.
Blah. Thanks to Luke for giving me some advice. I'm trying to have patientce on this whole thing. Its too confusing. I'm to the point where I'm gonna stand back and say "No more input from me. I'm just gonna let it run it course and see what happens." And no I'm not talking about herpes and, no, I don't have it...well a big case of it. I hate computers at times. We just got a new one because our older one sucked the fat one. And this one is sucking a almost-as-fat one.
Whats a pirate's favorite month? Aaaarrrrggggust. Well, I think its funny. Yeah, I'm a dork. Everyone tells me I am. Especially Lauren. She has to be right. She gets all A's. Wait, a dork is a whale wang. I'm a whale's peter? I think my body could be the size of one. I could use my body to make love to a female whale. That would be sweet. I would have to have the noises taped that she makes so I can brag to al my friends saying I body screwed a whale. Man, they will all be so jealous. Well, I have like 1 or 2 friends, but still, thats enouph to make me happy. Losers, didn't do a whale.
[12-22-00]
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Well, I'm sorry for the depressing journal entries. But thats how much life is right now. Guess what?! I know a supermodel and you don't. Well she isn't a supermodel, but as far as I'm concerned, she is. She's an old(and still is) friend of mine from North Carolina. And I think she should be an actress or supermodel. Click here or here to see why. And if you don't believe that dork like me could know someone like her, then go screw yourself and stick your donk in a blender, ya prick. I'm just playin, its nothing but love for all muh bruthas. Well I'm done for now, I'm off to the movies. I miss you Jessica.
[12-21-00]
Christmas is coming up. Woohoo...whats it matter if your not full of happyness? I mean, I'm happy to some extent, but there is something is missing. That think is love. Not the love between a parents and a child(not the West Virginia parent/child love either!), but the relationship kinda love. There is this girl I have so much feelings for. I love her to death, and I have for a while. She is so great. But she don't want a boyfriend because she isn't sure of how she feels. She thinks I'm gonna give up on her and stop waiting, but I can't. As much as I would like to, my heart just won't let go. I believe I have found someone special and I'm not gonna let that slip.
You see, I'm the kinda guy who looks for relationships. Not for the sex or the pleasure, but for the love and warmth the other person can provide to your heart. Its hard for me to find the perfect one. I've had many failed attempts but I have a feeling in me thats telling me not to give up. But if you happen to read this and know that you can help me. Please e-mail me and give me some advice. The only advice I have for myself is to not give up and to wait patiently, and that advice I will follow. I promise you that.
[12-10-00]
Last night was pretty sweet. Jimmie's Chicken Shack puts on a great show and they interact with the audience a lot, which usually makes or breaks a concert. I'll have pictures from it soon.
I know you all don't care that much about my life, and have better things to do than read about my problems, but I'm gonna bother you with them if you chose to read on.
I really, honestly like this girl(I won't give her name because I doubt she would like for me to). I don't even know how to express it to her. But its pointless to even like here. She doesn't want a boyfriend for reasons I respect. But its like there is always something to interefere with the best things that come to you in life. I have liked her from the moment I set eyes on her and when we talked for the first time I actually talked to her, I was so blown away by everything about her. She is so sweet and she always has this beautiful smile on her face and it really makes her stand out from all the other girls I know and have ever dated. She's perfect in my eyes. She isn't stuck up ot stuck on herself and I promise I have never seen her angry.
And as far as I know, she hasn't gotten angry at me and has put up with all my stupidity, and trust me, thats a lot to say because I have the worst luck of doing the wrong thing at the wrong time and making anyone mad. I don't mean any harm, I just usually catch people when their in bad moods(what luck, huh?) I have even heard from two different people thats she was witchy, and that usually turns me away from a girl without even trying to find out, but I believe in my heart that those people were all wrong, very wrong. And even if she does get angry with me, I'm sure it will be for a understandable reason and I won't hold it againt her.
But she so great because she laughs at my stupid jokes, even if nobody else does and that means a lot to me. I wish I could express how much she cheers me up whenever she speaks to me because she usually has something sweet and positive to say. Whenever I'm having a bad day and I see her, all my problems disapear as if they never existed. Its rare someone can do this for me and I'll be honest, there was only one other girl who has ever made me smile everytime she smiled.
She says she likes me and all, and she knows I like her. But(with my luck), she doesn't want a boyfriend. Theres a few reasons which I respect. Basically she doesn't want a boyfriend because she doesn't want to realize she made the wrong decision. And I know she likes another guy(once again, no names) but she claims not as much as she likes me, still...I just feel as if she is playing a Love Connection. Ya' know, like asking us questions about us and how we are to see who she likes best. She isn't literally doing that but it seems that way and that hurts. I'm not mad, but I don't know what to do anymore. I love her to death but its killing me. Its cool because when I talk to her about it she says that I should be mad about it and understands, so I can't get mad at her. But when she does this stuff it hurts me emotionally, but I know there isn't anything I can do.
And if you do happen to read this and you know its about you, please forgive me. I'm one of those people who can't hold my feelings in for too long before they have to come out and be known. If your angry with me in any way, I understand. But please take this is a confession of how I really feel. I would love to tell you this personally, but I never get a chance to talk with you alone in person. Now all I can do is pray. if you read this, I thank you. You know me better now. Sorry...
[9-17-00]
I would first like to thank all of those who came to see 12 Angry Men. And now I wanna tell you to come see the next play The Spiral Staircase. I'm the lead male role, which is Professor Warren. Its a mystery drama about a killer who kills imperfect women because he thinks they will ruin he world. Which brings me to my next point: Teachers suck at times. I have got the dullest chemistry teacher. She is the female Ben Stein and she looks like a pig. Its hard to pay attention in her class because she so friggin' boring. Then theres my english teacher. She is an old hag who b**ches over everything but can't hear a word you say. I won't go into detail because there's a lot but lets just she this old hag would have had a heart attack by now....Hmmm....
Is it just me or do you get the urge to yell at people who are standing, walking, etc on the side of the road when your driving past them? I don't know why but if I see a little kid or a fat guy walking a little dog, I just gotta yell something. Rather it be a friendly scream or trying to get the attention of people because I'm being kidnapped(well thats what I want them to think). I think I'm just a moron but it seems to somewhat amuse my friends. And if I don't do it they usually say,"Brandon whats wrong with you? Usually your screaming something out the window at people." I don't know I'm just a moron. Its fun, though. If you had a bad day it usually lets out some energy, and its funny too when the people react.
Now I just wanna say thanks to some friends of mine whom are better than me so therefor I gotta pay them to be my friends. Thanks to Lauren R.(for being so nice), Jeff(for being as big of a loser that I am), Laurel(for not killing me for being a loser and being so sweet and original), Kim C.(even though you might not see this, I'm always thinking about you), Sam(for being so white but playing a trick on us and making us think he's black), Megan B.(for not killing me all those times), Wes(for having the balls to go to a military academy...don't drop the soap), Robert(ARSB)(I really doubt you'll see this since your a boot camp...don't drop the soap, either), Candace(for being you), Amanda(for being so sweet and short) and GOD for giving me good life even though I hit a few potholes along the road. I know I forgot a lot but you still rock.
[10-20-00]
Well, its been a long time since I wrote a Journal(our even updated my page). Sorry about that. There is a lot for me to say.
I think I should start with Zach leaving Rage Against the Machine. That pisses me off! Rage rocks! Theres not much I can do but respect it although I don't agree with it.
The Top 5 new albums in which you must purchase:
5) FUEL - Something Like A Human
4) ORGY - Vapor Transmission
3) RADIOHEAD - Kid A
2) LIMP BIZKIT - Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
And the #1 Newest album you must buy in order to not be on my hit list is...
1) Everlast - Eat at Whitey's
This album is awsome. Everlast shows his true ability on this record.
Hmmm...what should I touch upon now? Oh yeah! The 28, 29, and 30 of this month(October) Heritage High will be putting on our performance of 12 Angry Men. If you wanna come see it, bring $4(thats the cover charge) and be there about 7 or 7:15. Its gonna be a good show....well...because I'm in it. I'm a pretty good part. But its a powerful play with many good points and you might learn something good. The stage set-up is awsome. You'll be sitting about 6 feet away from the actors. So basically its a table with 12 guys sitting at it and bleachers around us, where you'll be sitting. So come see it!
I saw this beautiful, beautiful girl at the mall last friday. I saw her hanging out with a friend of as friend of mine who I like to make fun of. Even though I make fun of her(her name is Stephany...I think), she's still a funny girl, but that girl she was hanging out with was drop-dead gorgious. I'm not gonna name any names because I doubt she could give a care about me. I'd like to see/talk to her again but she goes to a different school and I doubt she feels the same way. I was telling Stephany that I thought she was beautiful and the first words that came out of her mouth were, "She's a fashion designer". Ummm....OK, Stephany, in that case, forget her! STUPID CHICK ALREADY HAS A FUTURE PLANNED OUT FOR HERSELF!! Nah, I just found that funny because she made it sound like it was a problem. But I can't get that chick out of my head. Oh well, you can't always get what you want. Bye.
[9-17-00]
I just heard Incubus's remake of Big Pun's "Sill Not A Player". Its pretty sweet. I have to say, that stunt the CEO of Napster pulled at the MTV Video Awards was pretty lame, but I like Napster. I don't download full cds there, I just download songs that I can't anywhere. For example, the Limp Bizkit f/ Eminem that Limp Bizkit decided not to put on their sophmore cd "Significant Other"(its pretty good). And I also download songs that that are the only good ones on a cd(so I don't waste $13 for one song). I belive in not depriving the arstist(s) of their hard earned money. I mean, I know they have enouph, but I believe they deserve the money(unless your a sell-out-boyband!!!!!!!!!).
And another point, whats with these teeny bopper skanks doing all this crap with Burger King and McDonalds? I mean, if your gonna sell out, do it in style and class. Don't get me wrong, I love fast food from those places but I'll be a monkey's left nut before I have my face plastered all over their signs and commercials. I mean its not like they need the money. I have this feeling that boy bands and other assorted teeny boppers have just about been in the green light too long and their time is about up. I'm not the only one who says that. Just look in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, one of their writers says the same thing. Only one I think should stay is Christina Augilara. I think that she wants to break away from the teeny crap. I mean, if her performance with Fred Durst(which was kicked a$$) didn't give it away, then I think if you see the way she acts in her latest interveiew in Rolling Stone, then you might agree. And I tell you, she is the hottest one of them all.
Last but definetly not least, I wanna thank Rebecca for letting me know she came to the FANTOMBOX webpage and actually looked at it(especially the Journal section). Rebecca, thank you so very much. You have convinced me to keep it going. Your the best and thanks for putting up with me.
[9-16-00]
OK, I realized today that I'm an idiot. I was watching TV earlier, and it hit me. I'm an idiot. No reasons, I'm just an idiot. Man, I think Deftones are awsome, but Beck's lyrics make more since than theirs' do. I bought the Family Values 1999 cd and the first Deftones cd "Adrenaline"(for the 2nd time) and they rock. If your into the whole Limp Bizkit/KoRn thing, you'll love the newest Family Values cd.
I have a message for JEFF:
Hey moron! If you read this, your wasting your time! Write a new Funk Master J section. You havn't written one since the beginning of summer.
I'm thinking about dumping this webpage because nobody comes to see it anymore and its a waste if nobody visits me. If I can get at least 3 e-mails telling me why I should keep it, I will, but if not, then bye bye webpage. This sucks. Help me! I work my butt off on this page and nobody looks at it but me.
[9-15-00]
Well I've done a lot of crap since my last journal, but I'll give you the coolest stuff(not that you care, but screw you i'm gonna tell you anyways). I saw a band called Earth to Andy in concert and they rocked. I also saw Tonic and got some great pictures and an autograph. But the autograph was for my sweet friend Melissa. She deserves it because she puts up with all my immature ways. Thanks Mel. But Tonic put on a great show.
PERRY FARRELL ROCKS!!
I'm so pissed because this month sucks. The 3rd of next month needs to get here so I can get the new Orgy and Perry Farrell album. And that new Everlast album is lookin' pretty sweet too. They call me black Jesus, white Moses.
Will you all do me a favor? Will you send me some crap that I can put on my page? Please, I'll give you mad props and send you a bare-a$$ naked picture of me. Redneck cracka.
[8-23-00]
In about 4 hours I'm going to Virginia Beach to work at a surf contest/concert. Its gonna be pretty sweet. I get to put fake tattoos on chicks in bikinis. And after the surf contest is over, bands hit the stage, which is pretty sweet too. I only know of a couple of bands playing there. Tonic and The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones. Boss Tones suck, but Tonic isn't so bad. I'm gonna try to get my friend, Melissa, Tonic's autograph because I can get backstage since I'm working there. She likes them more than I do so I think she deserves to have it. Shes a sweet girl and she should deserve it even if I liked them more. Then after the 3 days of that, we're going off to Nags Head, NC. to spend a week with my neighbors at their beach house. I hope Nags Head don't suck like last time. The last time we were there, the water was swarming with jelly fish. That pissed me off. Ya' know what else pisses me off? Those blond little surfer queers who talk that Keanu Reaves. Whenever I hear them talk I just wanna shove that surf board up their a$$!!! "WHOA, DUDE, NARLEY! DID YA CATCH THAT BOGUS WAVE?". Die dude! You try to hard to be cool. Remember that movie with that gay surfer guy and his parents had to go out of town, so that meant he had to leave the beach and go live with his cousin and all that crap happens to him and he misses the beach and gets that ugly chick(well, I thought she was ugly)? That was the lamst movie ever. I don't remember the name of the movie, though. But, man, I wanted to jump through the TV when that little surfer fag said "I think Popeye put it best when he said 'I am what I am, and thats all that I am'." That little rump ranger was trying to be all smooth and I swear to God in the real world he would have been molested until his eyes blead. I wanna find the guy who played that dildo and kick him in the balls and say "I think I put it best when I planted my foot between your legs you pansy skank!!" What a homo. E-mail me if you know the name of the movie. Oh and my new AIM name is FANT0MB0X. Its like the old one except the O's are now zeros. IM me if your online and tell me how big of a loser I am.
[8-19-00]
A couple of days ago me and about 3 friends(Lucy, Robert(ARSB), and Jeff(Funk Master J) all go into this hippified store called Easter Island. Me and Lucy wanted to get incense, and Robert and Jeff just followed us in because they didn't want to wait in the car. Me and Lucy picked out incense, Robert made fun of the incense names, and Jeff played with one of this big sticks that have all those beeds in it and they make a lot of noise when you turn in upside down. So Lucy and I go to the counter and pay for our incense and there is this chick working the counter that looks like she has herpese all over her face. After Lucy and I buy our stuff and are on our way out Robert picks up this little geo rock and says, "Man, thats pretty gay. Why would you wanna buy rocks?" And as Lucy and I get into the car, Robert starts to get in when all of a sudden the herped face cashier comes out and tells him to come back into the store. When he walks in she asks him "Wheres the geo?" She was talking about this $400 and 75 lbs. geo that she thought Robert stole. Robert tells her he don't have it and she lets him go. Someone then gets our licinse plate and turns it into the cops. So, yesterday I come home for my lunch break and my little brother tells me a cop came to my house looking for me and Robert regarding the geo.I later find out that the cop had also been to Jeff's house and possibly Lucy's house. He was investingating to see if he could find that big a$$ geo. But why in God's name would I try to steal a big rock in a small store, I mean stealing is stupid in the first place, but I'm not that stupid to steal something that ways about 50 lbs. lighter than me. Its basically been all straitened up now, but I know I saw some kids hanging around the area where that rock was when I was standing in line to get my incense with Lucy. And I think that the herped chick deserves to have it stolen because she wasn't paying a bit of attention to anything in that store. I mean, I could have dropped my pants and she wouldn't have noticed, but I think she would have when the whole store started laughing at me. Oh yeah, and party at the Piedmont Center for Wesley(going away party) from 6-11. The address is 311 Rivermont Ave. Be there or it will probably be the last time you see him for a good while.
[8-12-00]
Well, Sam, how do I put this? I have about 10 votes to kick you in the balls as apposed to your one vote to not kick you in your Minny You that you voted for yourself. Well, expect it soon. I need at least 15 votes before I can follow through. So get those votes in. I saw Next Friday last night, and I was so disapointed. The only funny thing about that movie was those Puerta Ricans. Why couldn't they have had Chris Tucker? If he was in the sequal, then it would have been funny. My friend Robert(A.R.S.B.) is moving in with me today. His family is having a lot of troubles with his older brother so and he doesn't wanna be there when it gets any worse than it is, plus he wants to start a band up here in Lynchburg because we have a good music scene.
Yesterday I was walking to my friend Lucy's house, and some old guy was walking my way, so I said "Hey, how ya doin'?" and he said "Hello son. Wow, you have grown since the last time I saw you." Well, I have only lived in Lynchburg for about 2 years now and I've never seen this guy. So I said "Haha, thanks man" and tried to keep a straight face. Then when I turned my back he picked up a stick, came up behind me, and slammed it over the back of my head. He threatened to rip my "man-hood" off if I didn't give him my shoes and then he started yelling stuff about yellow jello. Then Lucy heard my cries for help and she came running out of her house to save my pathetic soul. She came out yelling about yellow jello also, then she dropped kicked him in the nads, wipped out some nun-chucks and wooped that old dudes crusty a$$. Then she went back in the house and got some yellow jello and we ate it all. Wanna see Lucy? Click here to see her. Don't she look intimidating that picture? She looks as if to say "Hey, don't take a picture of me. I'm giving you a cold stare. Be afraid." Right when the flashed went off when I took that picture, she went all crazy and started throwing punches at me and breaking stuff in the room. Although I had to be rushed to the hospital for a collapsed lung, broken limbs, multiple cuncussions, broken teeth, a missing testicle, and a bunch of other crap that the doctor tried to explain but I couldn't hear him because of all the blood in my ears.
[8-9-00]
Well back to the story about me getting banned from Krogers...well, I finally scanned the document the officer gave me saying I was banned. Click here to see it. Its pretty sweet. And as you'll see I had to block some stuff out of the picture(such as SS#, Address, etc.). This week has sucked a fat one. 10 minutes after I wrote that journal entry below, this girl I like(no names named because I'm sure she doesn't want it revealed) told me she didn't have the feelings for me I thought she did. And as you could see I was already down by the way I sound in that entry. But oh well, what can I do? Nothing. I'm not mad at her but it really hurt. I'll get over it sometime. This isn't the first and I know it won't be the last time I get hurt. She's still a sweet heart to me. Oh, and Sam I havn't forgot about the kicking you in your little jimmy. I now have 5 votes to kick your wam inside out. Wanna vote? E-mail me at FANTOMBOX@hotmail.com and votes "yes" in kicking Sam's willy.
[8-4-00]
You ever wondered what it would be like to be lonely all your life? (I know this isn't a funny subject but I can't make everything funny.) I mean do you ever have this gut feeling that eventually comes true? Well, I have one of those. This gut feeling is about never finding the right one. I mean, at times you think you've found the right one, but then it ends up to be a total mistake to have gotten involved with that chick(or in a woman's case, a guy) whether its their fault or yours. I mean I've gotten my heart broken a couple of times and I'm sure I've broken one, mabye two. I know I'm only a Junior in high school but its never to early to find that one special girl. Married couples start off by meeting each other in school all the time. But, I hate when I think I might have found someone special and they start out acting so sweet and kind, then after a while they just start to change gradually, sometimes the change is faster than others. But, 99.9% of the time there is nothing you can do. All I ask for is a sweet, beautiful, kind, caring, funny, interesting girl who shares some of the thoughts and interests I do. But, its hard to find the perfect one and I stil have yet to find that one. She has to be out there and if she is, I hope she is reading this. If I had one wish, it would be to know(and only I would know) who my soul mate is. I know it would ruin the surprise, but it would give me something to look forward to. Goodnight.
[8-3-00]
Today, when I got out of the shower, I noticed a lump on my.....well actually I saw the funniest thing. Two of our cats were fighting. One was inside the cat litter box and the other had was on the outide and it had trapped the other inside. I wanted to get the digital camera and get a picture of it but I couldn't find it fast enouph. It was pretty sweet. Jane's Addiction has got to be one of the best bands ever. They rock like no thers rock. I'm pissed because the Rhyme and Reason tour has been postponed because I was supposed to go to the concert on Saturday in D.C., yet I hope Mike D recovers and wish him the best of luck in his recovery. I got fired from Kroger. Thank the Lord above. Lets see, I've been banned for life from one Kroger and fired from the other. Well, I know I'm never gonna let some bimbo with the name Barbara give me a f***ed up schedule and call me and ask me to work on the days I already have plans for. Oh, and Thelma(a chick who worked at the customer service desk) was a witch(well a word that rhymes with it) and a half who could stand to lose a lot of weight. Got milk?
[7-21-00]
Well, I know my page has fnally been opened and I havn't been working on it since, but I've been very buisy with work, work, work, my friend Robert(maker of A.R.S.B.) is visiting from North Carolina, behind the wheel, and going places. I'm working 3 different jobs, so deal with it. I will update soon. But it might be about a week until I get a chance to. I promise I will.
Words of advice: DON'T GO SEE TITAN A.E.!!! The animation was great but the plot and story was gayer than my webpage. Jesus saves. Perry Farrel is God. Oh, and so far I have 2 votes to kick Sam in the nuts. Oh, and another thing, I got me a spiffy digital picture/video camera, so expect more wierd crap on my page. Stay black.
[7-13-00]
I got kicked out of Kroger on Wards Road a couple of nights ago. It was pretty sweet to get kicked out but it was for a lame reason. I ate one peice of candy from that bulk candy thing, but I was buying a bad full of it and I ate only one just to see if I liked it or not. Then this prick for a rent-a-cop(I don't hate all cops just the ones who think they are bada$$) came out and was trying to act all macho and said "Excuse me, sir, can I see some ID?" So I gave him some and he took it back to his little spankin' room and printed out a copy of my ID on this gay note that said I wasn't alowed in that Kroger anymore. Oh darn. And then just to prove how much Kroger workers are, the cashier charges me only half of what I had to pay for the bag of candy. I'm not complaining about that though. But, the funny part is, I work at another Kroger here in Lynchburg. If they find out they might start thinking I'm some criminal who steals whenever the chance is given. I aught to go apply for a job at the Kroger I got banned from. That'll piss 'em off(and get me arrested).
[7-12-00]
I have been working some hard friggin' blue collar work with my friend Wes and his dad(it's his dad's company...called Lone Jack Contracting) and we've been rebuilding an old train station at the Old City Cemetary. And its been some of the hardest work I have ever done. Mainly because its hot as 4.5 donkey balls hanging after a long plow through the field in Mexico. Today and yesterday we've been taking nails out of a wherehouse full of boards. I hate it, buts its good pay and I get no taxes taken out of my paycheck.
We went to the T-House(its one of those nasty restraunts that if you were to gather all the teeth of the people who work there, you might have a collection of 4) last night and there was this drunk guy who, for no reason, started talking to my friend Wes. I don't know what he was talking about but he was funny because he kept saying, "Um uh black man, ya' wit me?" Silly drunk. Um uh moron, you wit me?
[7-7-00]
Well I learned something about my friend Sam last night while we were playing Putt-Putt with my other friend Rebecca. I learned that Sam really wants to be Tiger Woods. With lines such as "Here goes Tiger Woods" as he would say as he putted and also trying to see if he can hit a golf ball I tossed to him with his club. Well, he missed and the ball ended up bouncing off Rebecca's head. Of course I felt really bad, but how was I supposed to know he was an idiot and decided to swing at it while it was in the air instead of catching it?! Moron. Then I apologized about 65,000.5 times that night and Sam just laughed his cracker a$$ off. Its not my fault he wants to be Tiger Wood just because they're both black.
Then this morning I got an IM from the Tiger Woods wannabe saying "HAHA You hit Rebecca in the head with a golf ball! HAHA!" I think its about time his nuts have a date with the tip of my shoe. What do you think? Well, I think its about time we let you put his nuts in your hands(not literally). I want you to e-mail me and tell me if I should kick him in the nuts or just let him go on with his Tiger Woods wanna be way. My e-mail address is FANTOMBOX@hotmail.com.
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