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I'm getting a little bored of this website. I'm sure I'll update now and then but I'll give you a quick overview of what's going on.

We finished procution of One Bloody Night. It's currently in, you guessed it, post production. But the good new is, while post is going on, we'll be filming part 2. What up now!

Also it's in pre-pre-pre-pre-preprodution, but some guys from work and I will be working on some sort of film project. I'll keep you posted. Unless you don't want to wait and have something important to tell me, but let's be honest, who would tell me something important? But, call me if you would like. 623-363-9598. Peace.

I Can't Wait
by Ol' Dirty Bastard

Yo, Yo Miami
Yo Cali-Fornia
North East West and South motherfucka
Yo Check this out
This is Dirt Dog
I'm here to make you scream

Big Baby Jesus
I can't wait
Nigga fuck that!
I can't wait!

I ain't no actor my shit's for real
Thighmaster
If I don't get paid 2 or 3 million dollars on Monday
I'm a bring on the ARMAGEDDON!(It's Monday)
Fuck that feeling, this fo reeling
Nigga I want my Noalin
Make it rain, hail, storm and earthquake
UHHHH! That's what I'm saving!
Play that music in your trunk
The cocaine got my ????? stuck
Nigga I'm from the ghetto
How many celebrities from the ghetto?
(Dirty your crazy, I'm crazy about your music
Dirty your crazy, you're a nutcase you're a fucking nutcase)

A to the Pox doing Night Fever
Cancer, herpes, mumps, seizures
Diabetes, TV if your against me
You die easier!
Cops don't have a show whatsoever
Ain't no more doctors, ministers
Nurses can't give us searches
There won't be electric, won't be churches
Cause your body go against you
Whether it's a lie or whether it's true
You can't use violent mentalities anymore
It ain't lambskin
You can't use the word napkin
Nigga ya sleeping
Hold on Hold on Hold on
HAHAHAHAH

I'm diplomatic playing pen and pad
Ratatat you're a scaredy-cat
Cause I have a tat put you up like that
You can't stand that, cause you gotta scat
You couldn't even move
Don't know how to groove
BITCH TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES
Take up the brew
Motherfucker you knew!
Fucking with the doo
Dirt Dog don't make any room

I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex
And all the DJs across the world
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Lupe
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Suge Knight
To my nigga Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg
I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them niggas, Outkast
I want to give a shoutout to them crazy niggas
In parts of the world that I never been too
I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos
I want to give a shoutout to the submarines
I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines
Know what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that shit know what I'm saying?
It's called travelling music busting ya ass style
Yo Big Baby Jesus
It's One Love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins
All across the world playa, God
I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um,um, myself

I give a shout out to the Wu-Tant, Tang, Tang!
The Brooklyn Zoo

If you do decide to send me nude pictures, please label the envelope as "Nude Photos" so that Bonnie has no idea that its naked photo. Don't worry, she won't see this website on her computer at work or anything, so it's not like she'll know. Not at all.

Bonnie took me to see The Cure a couple of weeks. Good show. Other bands on the bill included The Rapture, Mogwai (rocked!!) and Interpol. Thanks to my ho, Bonnie for taking me. I love you! Maybe I'll have pictures for the rest of you fuckers soon. But I doubt it. Robert Smith may have gotten a little big, but they still rock.

Albert and I are going to see Pixies this monday. That shall rock more than the time I slammed my lips in the toilet seat. Don't ask.

Now, movies you must see and movies you shouldn't see:
MOVIES TO SEE:
Napleoan Dynamite

MOVIES NOT TO SEE
: Alien Vs. Predator

MOVIES TO BUY:
Dawn of The Dead (the original/special edition)
GIA
City Of God
Purple Rain (Special Edition)
Bonnie Does Brandon (my personal collection)
Zombi 2

Speaking of movies....I'm working in one and so is Bonnie. She has a role in a horror movie being made right now as a pizza girl. I got a part but its a smaller one and I just die. Plus I'm working as part of the crew on the film. But there is a chance that I can get a larger role where I die not once, but twice. Yes. After being on a huge kick of zombie films. I get to die by a zombie and then become one myself only to be killed again. Yeah, bitches! What! I'll tell you the results when I know them...which I will know by tomorrow. I was just simply told to memorize the lines. Word. Check out OneBloodyNight.com for more info. Peace, freaks.

FANTOMBOX: did you hear that the kid who plays harry potter came out today?
bunnicula286: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FANTOMBOX: yeah, he's a homosexual
bunnicula286: I DONT BELIEVE IT!
bunnicula286: NO NO NO NO
bunnicula286: BHA TO MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
FANTOMBOX: is there something bad about that?
bunnicula286: YES!!!
FANTOMBOX: why?
bunnicula286: im in love with him!!!
FANTOMBOX: but he's younger than you FANTOMBOX: plus he's gay
bunnicula286: so??
bunnicula286: damn damn damn !!!!!
bunnicula286: WAAA!
bunnicula286: :'(
FANTOMBOX: yeah, aparently he is a member of N.A.M.B.L.A. too
bunnicula286: whats that?
FANTOMBOX: North American Man Boy Love Association
bunnicula286: where did u get this info???
FANTOMBOX: MSNBC.com bunnicula286: :'(
FANTOMBOX: yep, not only does he like to play with magic wands, but he likes to suck on them too
bunnicula286: WAAAAAAAAAA!
bunnicula286: LOL
FANTOMBOX: and he likes to tickle his prostate with them
bunnicula286: ENOUGH!
FANTOMBOX: the prostate is in your pooper
bunnicula286: I KNOW THAT!
FANTOMBOX: therefor he likes to stick "wands" in his pooper
FANTOMBOX: rectal area
bunnicula286: yes. thank you.
FANTOMBOX: sorry, no 15 year old harry potter dickings for you
FANTOMBOX: but if you had a magic wand, he would be down with that
bunnicula286: so hows the girlfriend?
FANTOMBOX: she's not gay like Harry Potter, thats for sure
bunnicula286: will you give it a rest alrighty
bunnicula286: im honestly asking how you are
FANTOMBOX: i'm pretty hetero
FANTOMBOX: and your gullable
bunnicula286: and now you're just being an ass
FANTOMBOX: yeah, but i don't take it in the ass
bunnicula286: ugh
bunnicula286 signed off at 2:49

That bastard friend of mine, Luke, keeps getting to slop the crank of actual cool people and what do I get? He interviewed comedian/actor David Cross for CREEM Magazine. If you have no idea who David Cross is then go pick up his two comedy albums entitled "Shut Up You Fucking Baby" and his latest "It's Not Funny." They are nothing far from genious. This man is up there will Bill Hicks, folks. He's one of the few comedians these days who isn't afraid to say shit.

Michael Moore's new movie Fahrenheit 9/11 is kicking ass all over America. Have you seen it? If not, the real terroist, Bush, wins. Don't listen to what your friends say about this. I keep getting people who don't want to see it because of some prick who had yet to see the movie told them is was all bullshit. It's not my friends. And if you think it is, go see the damn movie yourself. Sneak in if you "don't wanna give that Michael Moore" your money. Don't fucking deny yourselves of the truth!

Turbonegro rocks your ass.

An old friend of mine, Luke Hackney, whom you might have seen his various websites on my link section and has helped me with FANTOMBOX many a time, is now writing for CREEM. Recently he went to Coachella and has written a few reviews. He wrote one for Pixies, Radiohead and interviewed Air. Word up to Luke.

Speaking of Pixies, my buddy Albert and I recently got tickets to their concert in September. If you do not have tickets to see them, then you're a plain and simple f***ing douchebag....plain and simple....yo.

I recently got fired from Bobby McGee's. NEVER go back there again. The owner, Bob Sykora, is a racist, sexist, bastard. Starting with racist...he uses the word "nigger" like it's going out of style. He does anything he can to keep black people out of the bar including not playing certain songs and not serving certain drinks that will attract black people. He gets the door hosts/bouncers to start trouble with large groups of black people so that they can be kicked out for giving them attitude. At night Bob will call the bar manager and ask him to count how many black people are there that night and for him to make sure he has that down by half the next night. Recently he paid a door host $100 to beat up someone who put fliars in our parking lot just because he was black. There is not one black person working there.

As far as being a sexist fuck, he tells the cocktail waitresses not to wear a bra because it will increase their tips. Granted this is true, but in a "professional" workplace you don't say shit like that to women, or anyone. Most of these women are mother and have some sort of fucking dignity. They aren't his whores like he tends to treat them.

Now, to why I got fired. One 3 friday nights ago, my buddy Dave who works there as a bar back, took a girl into the liqour room because she wanted to flash him. Granted this happens all the time with bartenders and even the bar manager. They gets chicks to flash them and sometimes they even go into the resteraunt and have sex with these chicks since there is no one there after hours, and for this the bartenders will give them free drinks. Well, a manager saw this happen and she told Bob the next day. When Dave came to work in the resteraunt the next day, Bob pulled him to the back dock away from anyone else to see. Bob conitnued to cuss him out, call him a "Puta" (because he thought Dave was Mexican), and try to get Dave to spill names of those who are giving away free drinks. But Dave is not a rat and he didn't tell him and simply said "I don't know." Bob then said to him, "Tell me or I'll pay someone to beat the shit out of you." Still Dave didn't budge. So Dave was fired and I was the first he informed. Me, being me, sure as hell wasn't going to let this slide nor was I going to continue to work for a man like that. So I took it into my own hands and informed EVERYONE in the resteraunt exept for the managers and the kitchen guys. Well, Jason who played the Cowboy is a bitch and decided to tell the managers and the owner's wife, Shelly, because he loves to suck their dicks to better himself. They took me to the office and I told them the truth. Well, they fired me and Shelly yelled at me in hopes that it would make me feel bad(it didn't). So, fuck 'em. And fucked they got, the following two days saw a matter of about 10 more people leaving. So in a matter of a weekend they lost about 12 or 13 people due to them firing a couple and the rest thinking it's bullshit and leaving. Don't eat there anymore. You're only supporting that man's behavior.

Now I might be working at Fajita's which is basically across the street from Bobby McRacists. We'll see.

Still, I'm telling you to get to your local record store and pick up Tom Waits' album Raindogs. Yes, that's right. Put that Dashboard Confessionals' album in the closet and forget you ever bought it.

So, I'm not exactly sure how much longer I'll have a computer. I do plan on moving out soon. Probably as soon as I get enough cash to do so. So if you want to donate money to me please feel free to contact me and give it to me. I'll take ANY amount.

Well, I have a lot to do today. I'm currently in the process of making a few short films. We started on one the other day but most of the footage was ruined by the fact that we shot as we were quickly losing day light. At least we got the shot that took us the longest to set up. Also, if you would like to be in a movie contact me about that too. We'll take pretty much anyone. Word.

Finally, at a small hipster club/bar I saw Liars. Great group. Very odd and if you happen to see these guys live, please take the drummer and lead singer back to your place so they can shower. They really need it. Also, tell the lead singer that he has no reason to walk offstage with a body guard. I know he's skinny and probably gets his ass kicked by the hookers his label buy for him, but ugly people don't need bodyguards. They still rock though.
A few movies you should have seen, eventhough I'm sure you didn't because you were too buisy renting the latest Paul Walker movie. Douche. Passion of The Christ was an interesting flick. A bit gruesome but not antisymetic like the papers tell you. Great acting, too realistic. The Ladykillers is the latest Coen Bros film that sure as hell beat the pants off their last peice of crap Hollywoodanized crap-fest better known as Intolerable Cruelty. Finally, run, do not walk, to the theatres to see Kill Bill Vol 2. Well, only do so if you have already purched Kill Bill Vol 1. If you have done neither yet, kill yourself because they're both excellent flicks. Vol 2 was better than Vol 1 and I was in love with Vol 1. Less violence and more of that Tarentino dialogue that we all have fell in love with and now want to play house with and make it the screen door so we can bang it all night. Hoowah!

Go out and try to find the latest Bruce Cambell movie entitle Bubba Ho-Tep at a theatre (hopefully) near you. It's a film about Elvis (he didn't die, he was jut replaced by an impersonator so that the media would leave him alone) and the now black JFK (thanks to the CIA turning his skin black)are out to stop a mummie stealing the souls of old people at a retirement home. Good shit. Check it out.
Like I said, PIXIES are back together, go buy an album by them or see them live if you happen to live in an area where they'll be playing.
Check out pictures of my homies in Wakovia Bank Robbers at a recent concert. Peace off.

You are SALUTE YOUR SHORTS. You are a wangsta who
knows business. You have fun in the sun and
know how to have a good laugh.

Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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"What OLD SCHOOL Nickelodeon show are you?" What the hell?! Old school?! Those were shows on Nick when I was a kid. Next thing I'm going to hear is that Faith No More is considered "oldies". Kill me now before I need to start wearing adult diapers.

FANTOMBOX: unless i'm destined to die early, i'v pretty much already live 1/4th of my life
BeyondBrunette: yeah but most of everything happens to your between 20 and 40 anyways
BeyondBrunette: so you've got a lot to look forward to
BeyondBrunette: these are the years that you've been waiting for
FANTOMBOX: oh good, so i only have 20 more years left to have the good stuff happen to me

FANTOMBOX: you know what's scary?
FANTOMBOX: shows like "Salute Your Shorts" and "Are You Afraid of The Dark?" are now considered "old school" shows.
Clayhamsterface: what about Legends of the Hidden Temple?
Clayhamsterface: is that still cool?
FANTOMBOX: nah, that's gone too
Clayhamsterface: then i have no reason to live
Clayhamsterface: good bye
FANTOMBOX: we're about 20 years away from a midlife crisis.
Clayhamsterface: not if we only live to be 40
Clayhamsterface: in which case we're having one now

Scored my highest game while bowling last night. 173. Pathetic, I know. But you wish you could be me. That or do me.

Speaking of doing me, I'm sure you seeing me on FaceTheJury.com makes you wanna do me even more. And, of course, by doing me I mean buy me this. What a pal.

Why do I find the Lilith Fair funny?

Saw Broken Lizard's Club Dread a couple of nights ago. It was no Super Troopers but still was funny. Amazing direction too.

E-mail me and show me some love. Thanks. Prick.

Saw THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST last night. It's not antisymetic like the reviews have been spewing about. In fact, it's the Jews that want him dead but it was the Romans who actually did the beatings and who physically put him up on the cross. The Romans in the movie were antisymetic. With great direction, amazing acting, and beautiful cinematography it was well worth the 16 bucks I paid for Lacy and I to see. I will say that the gore and the beating of Jesus for about 2 hours got to be a bit much for me and I usually don't get sick at movies. But this movie was sickening at times. I think the only reason people say there is contraversy about this movie is because it involves religion. Just prepare yourself for 2 hours of Jesus taking a brutal beating.

Club Dread is out and if you don't feel like seeing Jesus getting his skin turned into hamburger meat then definetly see this. It's a Broken Lizard movie....remember them? They brought you that hilarious movie that made you piss yourself silly, Super Troopers. Reviews say it sucks but better than Super Troopers and if you loved that movie like I did, then I'm sure you'll be leaving skid marks in your man thongs by the end of this movie.

Hey JET fans, why don't you find a band that doesn't rip off The Black Crowes and Iggy Pop. Their current single, whatever the hell it's called, sounds oddly enough like the Iggy Pop song "Lust For Life". Plus they ride the The Black Crowes' jocks, not only with their look, but their musical style. That redone 70's rock thing has been done already and you Australian turd burglers need to stick to your digeridoos and Fosters beer. Same thing with those Nirvana rippers The Vines. Australia doesn't even want you.

I love this. I told you weenies well over a year ago to check out City of God because it is the best movie ever made, besides that porn I starred in, and you still didn't go see it. But when the Oscars finally open their eyes and put it up for awards and Mtv and Mtv2 tell you it's amazing, then you all of a sudden want to see it. My feelings....they hurt like eating McDonalds' food. Would I lie to you about a movie? No, I'm honest when it comes to telling you the bullshit. You know me, it's rather shit, or it rocks so hard I get an 12 hour erection.

Prince is coming to Phoenix next month. Yes, this time I shall see the man. Supposedly it's his last tour in a while that he'll play his hits. Too bad he's a Jehovah's Witness. That means no great songs like "Orgasm", "Pussy Control", "Head", "Jack U Off", "Sexy Motherfucker", "Dirty Mind" or "Bambi". That bums me out. Download the song "Bambi" by Prince. It rocks like no other. Any song about trying to convince a lesbian to have sex with you shall always rock.

Stellastarr* is coming to town too. I'm there.

I'm now officially pissed at Pixies. They're going on a "warm-up" tour before they play Coachella, yet aren't playing Phoenix. Instead, they're spending most of the tour in Canada. What the hell?!

I hope you all are having a wonderful 2004 so far. I'm currently trying to piece back my year because it's gotten off to a not so great start. But, hell, life could always be worse. I could be a neglected child. I could have been beating by my parents. I could be starving in some 3rd world country. Luckily, I'm not. I'm grateful for that.

I started school today for the first time in over a year and a half. It was weird to get back into the grind. Although, I do only have 3 classes and only go 3 times a week. I'm currently in English 101, Script Writing, and Intro to Cinema. My script writing intructor, Marv Kupfer, wrote for Miami Vice and Matlock. Plus he directed an award winning short film starring Jack Lemmon back in the mid 70's. He's a cool guy. Can't operate a DVD player for shit, though.

Go see 21 Grams! Then rent Amores Perros.

Well, that's your first post for 2004. Enjoy. I will rock your ass this year with much more than lame journal entries. Keep posted.