Anyway, enouph about that. I had a suprise birthday party thrown for me on Wednesday night. God bless my friends and family. They had it thrown at La Hacienda. I like Mexican food. So it was all good. After wards I went to go see The Last Castle. Very good movie. Oh, yeah, Jessica Henderson gave me a kiss for my Birthday. No, I know, not that, I wish, but it was a Hersheys Kiss in a small box. It was pretty funny. Daniel Summerlin gave me 3 Bazooka Joe comics and said that if I got 8 more and about 9 bucks that I would have a Bazooka Joe shirt. What a pal. What I've always wanted. So, all in all it was a good party.

Went to my Dad's on Thursday night. Had some fun there. Saw Gladiator and The Grinch for the first time. Grinch was funny as hell and Gladiator was pretty cool. I saw this really cute chick working at Blockbuster when we went to rent those movies. She was so into me. I mean, she never spoke one word to me, but I could tell that her eyes were undressing me at every moment. Or....not.

Yesterday I pretty much dicked around all day. I did go see a couple of movies with a couple of friends. Saw Thirteen Ghosts and Shallow Hal. Thirteen Ghosts was kinda lame. It was only good for it affects. One of the ghosts was a naked chick who had been slashed all over. But if you were to take away all the cuts on her and make her skin fresh again, she would definetly be on my list of chicks I want. Shallow Hal was funnier than my face. Kinda cruel to fat people at times to the point where you wanted to laugh but didn't know what other people will think about you. I personally didn't care and proceeded to laugh. But it was really makeing fun of fat people because it had a message that beauty is only skin deep. Great movie though.

Christmas is coming soon, and hopefully I will have a suprise for you all. I know your exited. Don't piss your pants too much thinking about it. Myself, personally, will continue to urinate in my pantaloons. So warm.

Robert will be getting married very soon. He's gonna come up from NC in the 27 and stay a few days. Then he and I are gonna go back to NC and I'll be there until his wedding early in 2002. I'll try to get pictures for you all. So, now this freak is not only a marine but he is going to be a married marine. Scary stuff, man.

I went to see Melissa Woodall play at Percival's tonight. That girl has a voice from the heaven. If that girl put out a album, I would give my left arm for it. Such a beautiful voice. And, man, she is great on the guitar. Put out an album Melissa! Please!

Tomorrow is my birthday. I'll be 18 and you better believe I'll buy you all PORN for Christmas. That's what Christmas is all about. Porn and candy canes. That's all I want for Christmas. Larry Flint comes down my chimney every Christmas Eve. "Hoes hoes hoes", he says with a chuckle. And screw milk and cookies. Booze and coke is what this man wants. Can I get an Amen? Thank you.

Anyway, my plans for tomorrow is to buy a porn magazine and put some tobacco in it and roll it up. Then light it and just watch burn. Screw smoking it. And you might say, "Brandon, why on Earth would you do such a thing?" Well, I turn to you and say,"I don't know. I seems like a good idea." Then I continue to take leak and ask you kindly to stop watching me piss.

BrwnEys720: this is gonna be my family photo album

Well, here for your sexual pleasure is more random crap, biotch. Today I took a poll amongst my fellow peers at school because I was bored like a mofo in Trig class.

Question: Would you run down the hallways at Heritage naked for $1 BILLION?

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Francisco Scaramanga. I enjoy good food, monopolising the world's energy supplies, and sex before assassinating people. I am played by Christopher Lee in The Man with the Golden Gun. Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

I'm taking the quizes that give you certain names and here are my names:
Exotic Name: Slammin' Major Johnson
Cereal Name: Chewy Brown Sugar O's
Hillbilly Name: Billy Bob Stanton but everyone calls you Earl
Viking Name: Arnkell the Dreadful

Enouph about me. Let's talk about me. Sucks that George Harrison died. IT seems kinda cool but I'm pissed that I can't own it. I wanna make it fall over so I can sue and get $3,000 because I'll probably be the only person to buy it. Where are you supposed to get these thing from? Wal-Greens? I wouldn't buy it, I would just ride it out of the store and see if they chase me. I mean, it does go up to 12 mph and most Americans are too lazy to even run, so I'm set.

Anyway, I went to a sophmore party on Sat. night. Everyone seemed bored, but I made the best of it by acting like myself.

Saw this band this weekend called METAGROOVE. They rocked. Bought their album called "Send Us Your Children". You should check that out. Once again, I say, they rock.

Something else cool happened to me the other day but I already forgot. Oh well, I you hate you guys. Nah, I only hate some of you.

I'll probably go to Scare Mare tomorrow night. If you wanna go with us, just give me a call or something. I mean, I suck and have no one to go with, so I need anyone to go with me. Please, I suck! I have no friends.

You better some see the play this weekend, or I'll kill you and your pets. Then I'll stick the lifeless bodies of your pets in your parent's arses. Oh, and its only $4!! I know you heard 5 bucks, but that wasn't true. You'll enjoy it. I promise.

The Jane's Addiction concert was the best concert I have ever been to. Just amazing. Perry, Dave, Steven and Martin rockes. When they hit the stage I about had a heart attack. I was right there, front row center, seeing my favorite band play right in front of me. I had such a big smile on my face. When Perry looked at me, he started to smile and I felt like a little girl at an N'Sync concert, minus the wanting to bone the musician. But he looked at me. Dave looked at me. I know I sound lame but you would understand if you were or knew me very well. I mean, they ARE my FAVORITE band. I know you may say, well that's just for now, but you think after so long I would eventually move onto another group, but these guys are my absolute favorite band.

But the show was amazing. They played some great songs. Opened with "Kettle Whistle" and closed with "Chip Away" in which all but Perry played drums. The set looked great too. What made it even better was all the half naked chicks with pasties only covering their nipples. Now, everytime I hear the song "Summertime Rolls", I'll imagine two half naked chicks on a see-saw. Later in the concert they went to a smaller stage in the center of the audience and played "Jane Says", "Classic Girl" and a song from each Dave's and Perry's solo albums, which surpised me. But, all I can say is that I feel like I have seen something that should be experienced by all. You cannot see a show more beautiful than Jane's Addiction. Yes, I know, how can a concert be beautiful? But, if you've seen a Jane's show, you'll know what the hell I mean.

I also went to a resteraunt I havn't been to in a while called El Sombrero. It is the best mexican resteraunt I have ever been to. It's orgasmic. But what made it even better was who I was there with and the waitress. Oh my dear Lord! This girl was beatiful. She was the typical sexy Mexican girl. It was her eyes that did it for me. I wanted to just drop to my knee and ask for her hand in marriage, that way I get to see a gorgeous wife and mexican food every day.

had a great weekend. Started off horrible but then Rachel Clifford introduced me to her exchange student, Aimee Otte. She's from Holland. That has to be one of the funniest girls I have EVER met. Had a great time with her this weekend and she cheered me up emensly. Thank you Aimee. Oh and thanks for wanting to go to the Homecoming with me.

Sun invaded this morning
as I cultured a pearl in my bed
hope I can lift my arms know I can't raise my head
the silence is silenced so sweetly
as I rise with my dug-out in hand
and after your courthouse defeates me
know I've got to get high with my band

Hope I can make it Just one more day
been three long weeks since my lips touched your face
if i'm not willing have i lost the game
if i cannot run the race
i'll just wait for another day
another day

Feel like I've had enough of what you said
and I won't bother the rock that your under
got freedom from myself for another day
another day

another day

Also, don't you love it when you hear things from other people about someone but that totally contradics what that person previosly told you and you don't know how to confront them about it? I do. Oh, God, why must you shower me with such good things? Don't worry, I still love you.

Word

::Runs in circles and falls down::

Well, that was fun. Hold on the cat is humping my leg again. Get the helloff, cat! Oh great, look what you made me type! Peice of crap. Anyway, I hope you all find me unamusing like I do. Well, peeps, I'm out like a............no wait, I'll stay awhile. I need to study my scripts! ARG!!! I'm such a procrastinator! I wish I was a rock star. Maybe I would be cool then. But I think I would suck and end up sounding like Wham! The best band ever. Wake me up before you go, go. Damn good music. AHHH!!! Bye.

Last night I went to a couple of parties. Paul's party was dashiznit. Then we went to some freshman's party which was wack! Yes, WACK! Dude, uncle was downstairs with us watching us. He had "Happy Birthday" napkins. Dude has a mic so he can say "How ya'll doing?" while he's blasting his rap CD's that his mommy bought him at Wal-Mart. Then we go in his room where he has this lame jam session where they play some lame crap and try to do "Highway To Hell" and "Enter Sandman" and completly screw them up. Only thing good about their version of "Highway to Hell" was Aaron and I singing...kinda. Speaking of which, Aaron and Lin, I hope you guys get your problems resolved. You guys need each other, don't know why, but you do.

I wwanted to go to the game last night but....well...you know. I think I died or something. Came back to life, too.

I hate my life. So, I ordered a Prince album off e-bay called LoveSexy and I finally got it two days ago. I pick up the box it came in and it was a pretty big box for just a cd. So I opened it and....IT WAS A FRIKKIN' RECORD!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I've been waiting for this thing forever and I get a record instead of a cd and I don't have a record player! Well, actually I have two, but require speakers that you plug into it and it won't hook up to my reciever. ARG! Oh well. This record(especially in vinyl) is extremely hard to find now. So, I went back to E-bay and bought the cd this time and made sure it was a CD. I feel better now.

I know, I need to update, but I havn't had the time. What are you saying? I could update it now since I'm already online? I could. But I won't. I don't feel like it. Sorry. Ya know I love you still. I'm too buisy downloading music. It would take forver for me to upload new stuff.

Anyway, school was very dull today, but what else is new? I got the new P.O.D. album today. It's very good(this coming from a guy who's favorite musician is Prince).

I'm in a play again. It's called SEE HOW THEY RUN and I'm the Bishop of Lax. It's a comedy so therefor you'll forget about the humor and get lost in my sexy looks everytime I step onstage. I'm also in the Acting II play. I think the title is rather SEVEN or THE SEVEN AGES OF MAN and I play William Shakespear. We're currently writing it. It will be out dinner theatre this year, so you get to eat while you gaze at my beautiful body in tights while you try not to throw up and burst into an orgasm at the same time. But, I bet that happens to you all the time. You sicken me. And I commend you for that.

I woke up feeling somewhat normal(but then again I'm not a normal guy). After 2nd period(literally my 1st) I heard a teacher tell another teacher that the World Trade Center was attacked by a terrorist. I immedietly though bomb. Then i saw the building on fire and still thought bomb. Our teacher turned off the TV (WHY?!!!!!) and went on with class, causing me to miss the 2nd airplane. So i get to Acting 2 class and Elian Gonzalas(a.k.a. Jason Noel) says that one of the building collapses. Sometime as I was watching someone says that it was an airplane and that freaked me out. Then I hear the Pentagon gets attacked, then things felt weirder. I knew some crazy crap was up. Now, I shall give you my thoughts:

I'm not gonna make this entry all depressing, I'll stay positive while being down.

Today, my father decided he was going to barge in and take his stupid a$$ NASCAR collectables. He's not suppost to even be coming here and he does it anyway. I was awoken by my mother screaming "Get out, get out!" about 9 this morning so I ran downstairs to find my father pushing past my mother to get upstairs to get his crap. Then as they argue two cops show up because my neighbors called them(Thank you, honestly). So the cops talk to them for a couple of minutes and they said "You have problems", and they do. They have problems. My mother's problem is my father. My father's problem is himself. He and my mother had a talk on Friday and they seemed to have things figured out. They decided that they wouldn't screw each other over.

Right now I'm improveing the STUPIDITY section. It will have somewhat of a new look. I have lots of more Stupidity to add, but not until I finish the semi-new look.

Work sucks!

Life sucks(somtimes)!

It just angers me knowing that we'll never do anything as a full family anymore. It will rather be my mom, my brother, and I or my dad, my brother and I. That's the last thing I want and there isn't a thing I can do about it. I wish there was. I would do anything to have all that back. But most of all I would like to apologize(mainly to my Father) for that last journal entry.

Yeah, so roses are red
I made up the rest
If you got some big f*cking secret
Then why don't you sing me something?
I'm in the midst of a trauma
Leave a message, I'll call you back
Leave it by the beep
Some people should die
That's just unconscious knowledge
Because, because the bigger you get
The wider you're spread
You gotta depend on me
Now your vision is dead
The more your dream is dead
Visions...
It gets sucked from my eye Like an eagle's claw...

I'm not sure what all of it means but some of it makes sence. Another poem by Perry(which I found to be very meaningful) is one he says before and during the begning of their song "3 Days" of their album "Ritual De Lo Habitual"(Spanish for "Nude as the news") is the one I have below. There is more but it's hard to hear it over the music and not much people know it and the ones that say they know it have different words from other's who say they know it. This poem is written to someone very special to him who died of an OD when she was 19. Her name was Xiola Bleu(Perry often spelled it "Blue") and from the pictures I have seen of her, she was a very beautiful woman. She was a great insperation to Perry. Enjoy:

At this moment
You should be with us
Feeling like we do
Like you love to
But never will again
I miss you, my dear Xiola
I prepared the room tonight with Christmas lights
A city of candles
Fresh sheets
We are all filled with dense clouds that have/help us sink into the mattress
I need to touch your skin

I don't know why I'm putting this stuff in this Journal but I'm bored and need to add a lot to make up for what I havn't had on here lately.

Be looking for the Wakovia Bank Robbers' album coming out soon. Its beautifully titled "Silent Butt Deadly". It will be at the Record Exchange. And if you havn't gotten KIDS TECHNO's album yet then your dumb. And I'm dumb because I havn't gotten it yet. But I will as soon as I get the cash. From what I've heard off of it so far, it's funny and awsome all at the same time.

I remember when I was mabye 4 or 5, I lived in L.A., and my mom put me in a Modeling Contest. Ya know, one of those dumb ones they hold at the mall and you model stupid clothes that were in style back in the mid/late 80's. Anyway, I saw the video for the first time in years the other day, and what a good laugh. There was this dork with his hair combed all the way to the side, and he had on these big goofy glasses and he thought he was the stuff. Then came the 2 foot tall stallion, struttin' on the stage showing off his cool neon shirt, shorts, shoes and sunglasses stealin' the show. Oh yeah. Who was this wonder who went on to win the contest? Yes, you guess it. That short little freak was me. Uh-huh. I'm the man. I got a free pair of shoes like the sex machine I was. I have since lost that title of sex machine since I fell offstage after winning that award and damaging my 4 year old goods.

I saw Crocodile Dundee in LA the other day. Sucked but felt awsome to say I've seen all three attempts for that crazy Aussie to adjust to the American way. When will he learn? I also saw Joe Dirt. Surpisingly funny. I saw your mom naked. Scary. Now I'm gonna go. Bye.

I've been working like mad to save some cash up for insurance, and I havn't had too much time for my webpage. But I swear when I do update, it will be a big one.

I stepped on a nail the other day at work. That hurt. I think I might need a tetnis(don't know how to spell it....or say it) shot. Oh well, mabye I'll die before I get it.

I'm going to Florida July 5th, so I might not be able to update for a week, because that's how long we'll be gone.

I went to the lake lasy wednesday. I had a fun time. Got a little sun brun but nothing too bad. Wes walked around in his famous leapord print nut huggers just to make us sick. I hate him for it, but it was funny. I think he needs to shave his bikini like if he's gonna wear that thing.
That George Clinton concert I was supposed to go to was canceled, son of a b**ch!

Sam Anderson spanks his monkey more than the average human could possibly bear. Just kidding, Sam is muh nicka. Although he does use the words "fag" and "queer" more than anyone I know.

Tia, I have to say that you've grown on me very quickly. I havn't payed any attention to what others have to say about you and I don't plan on it anytime soon. So, thank you for everything. Your the best.

I just though I would catch you up on my life. Once school ends I'll have a lot more time to add crap to my page, but the end of the year is always packed with crap for me to get done in order to keep my visa. I just want to stay an American citizen, is that too much to ask you communists?!

Today has been kinda boring. I made some new crap for the STUPIDITY section, but I won't be able to get it up for a couple of days(due to the fact that I ran out of Viagra). Lets just say I had a body suite in that really hurt my nuts.

I'm really sick of peoples' attitudes. They suck. I suck. You suck. We all suck. Suck what, you say? No clue. Suck what ya' want, freak.

Tia, you have a nice backyard. I had fun talking to you in that short 30 minutes. Yeah, if you have no clue what I'm talking about, then of course what I just said may sounds weird.

I'm just trying to write a lot to make up for the lack of updates for the next couple of days.

I wanna say hi to Erica for being such a nice girl. You may think your ugly, but your highly mistaken, my friend. Kepp your head up young skywalker.....and then beat me up for saying such lame things.

-"Congradulations!"
-"Student of the week?! You fag!"
-"Cool..."
-"I don't give a f**k!!"
-"Oh, Brandon, please sign my breasts!"
-"Can I have your baby?!"
-"QUEER!" (That one is obviosly from Sam Anderson)
-"I'm so proud of you."
-"You might actually have a chance at a good future."
-"I can't read so I didn't read it."
-"I really didn't care about you, I was just taking a dump and needed something to read, and then to wipe with."
-"You're a crackhead." (Rebecca Blanchard)
-"Take your clothes off! I want you now!" (Sam Anderson again)
-"Poop."
-"Yo tengo el gato en mi pantelomes."
-"I used to to line the bottom of my bird's cage. He crapped right on your face. "
-"Yo! You is wack."
-"Zipidy do da. Zipidy day!"
-"Wow, you do look uglier in person."
-"HAHA! Your penis is small!"

Speaking of school, I had the pleasure of pissing my english teacher off some more today with a few friends. We know it was immature but we made fart and orgasm noises while she was teaching. Then when she yelled at us about it, we would keep going just to spite her. I feel bad now, but it was funny at the time.

I'm going to prom this Saturday, so be expecting some pictures from that and me looking spiffy in a suit.

Ah! I'm so pissed! At the Drive-In are taking a break. This sucks! Click here for more info. I wanna see them in concert. I would give a lock of my beautiful,long, blond hair to see them live.

School has sucked balls. But last Thursday was awsome. During my 7th period I got everyone to stand up at exactly 1:45 and walk to the trashcan to throw trash away. And when they did, she was pissed, mainly because she was in the middle of teaching. Oh, it was a beautiful moment in pissing a teacher off. I would have given my right testicle to be able to get that on camera for all of you who weren't there. It was amazing. You should have seen the look on her face. "Well if you wanna play games, so can I," the teacher said.

This week has been good to some extent. I've been having a lot of fun with Angela and play rehearsals have been fun, too. But little things have been bringing me down. But I'm sick of complaining so I won't go into it.

Soon I'll have a lot more crap to put in the STUPIDITY section. And you will enjoy it. If ya don't, then you can die. Well, I don't wish death upon you, but I think mabye your liver should be crammed in your anus. You could only be so lucky.

I wanna thank Jessica Henderson for being so nice to me. Thanks, Jessica, your very sweet. Your also, hands down, the funniest girl I know.

I wonder what it would be like to fly? Ah, who cares. It would probably suck. Now all the is being invisible. I would freak some people out with that. I would yank your pants down and run. Well I'd have no reason to run, being that you couldn't see me.

This Valentine's Day is gonna suck. I have no one. But who cares. I'd end up having to but someone to be my Valentine. Any chicks wanna be my valentine? I'll pay you(CAUTION: No I won't!)

I might have some new crap on the Stupidity section by this Sunday. I'll try.

There is this new girl in my Spanish 2 class who is no other word but gorgeous. I'm talking, wow. She is a Barbie doll. But I'm not saying I like her and wanna date her, but she is a very pretty girl.

I'm having a having a hard time enjoying myself in theatre right now. People have been very mean to me for no reason. I love theatre with a passion, but this makes it not fun. I mean these people are usually my friends but I guess not my real friends if they wanna treat me like crap and act as if they're better than me.

I'm gonna try to do something this weekend for the STUPIDITY section. I"m not sure what we'll do yet but I'll figure it out.

A few words from the wonderful Rebekah: Brandon is the coolest guy in the world, and he loves me more than anyother girl in the world.

Thanks Rebekah. Yeah, I love ya', but no I'm not the coolest guy, I'm the funniest looking guy. You were close. Right now I'm stuck at school in the chorus room waiting for my cracka jack Angela Phillips to get through practicing her songs for The Sound of Music.

I need to get a job, money, insurance, and a car. Hopefully this spring will bring all of that. I kinda have a job, but I only work when the weather makes it comfortable to work in. I havn't had much time to work at it, I basically get to choose what days I get to work, which is pretty sweet. But I hate the work with a passion. Its a contracting job. Its my friend's dad's buisness. Its called Lone Jack Contracting. He wants me to make a webpage for him. I will but I'm gonna add lots of pictures of naked chicks building houses for the homeless. That would get him more buisness....well from horny old fat men. They would call him over and get pissed when they find out that he isn't a naked chick. But in frustration they would molest him anyways.

Yo, I was walkin into a hotel
Dis fizine biznitch with a nice round tail
She saw my bling bling and jumped on me(yeahee yeahee)

Chorus:
Bounce wif me, roll wif me, grind wif me in da
PURPLE RAIN
C'mon and shake it fast in the
PURPLE RAIN(bling bling)

I'm sorry Miss Jackson but I's just gosta gets wif yo daughter
Ya knowz I can only make it hotta(holla holla)
C'mon baby girl lets @&#$ and smoke blunts
Ya know I like to hit dem %$#@s(raw raw sis boom baw)
Yo, I remember back in da hood
Life was hard
homes bustin caps in da middle of my yard
but now I gots me bling bling and lots of cheese
and I got dem biznitches screaming please on day kneese

Bounce wif me, roll wif me, grind wif me in da
PURPLE RAIN
C'mon and shake it fast in the
PURPLE RAIN(bling bling)

WHAT?!!!

Thank you and I hope that changed Sam's mind on Prince. Wickity wick in the purple rain, ya'll!

My honkey friend Dan let me borrow his Prince "Purple Rain" cd and I was surpised by how much a$$ it does kick. You may laugh at me but theres other stuff out there than what you listen to that is actually good. I thought it was kinda gay to listen to him but he is pretty good. He has a lot of soul and I bet he has gotten more chicks that I could ever get in 20 lifetimes. Anyway, I gotta stop now because I can't think of anything funny to say other than why must I be so dang ugly?! Why God?!

Life is kinda sucking, in a way. It sucks because I don't have a best friend that I can talk to anymore. Robert(the guy who does ARSB) went to boot camp(oh and he graduates next friday!!!!!!) and he was my real best friend. I could trust me him no matter what. I knew he wouldn't ditch me for a chick. I miss that moron. I thought I had a realy best friend but sometimes I have my doubts. But, hey, whatever, if thats the way they wanna be. I'll let them do it, but don't be crawling to me complaining when that chick hurts you or you need help. Peace crackers.

Note to self: Buy lots and lots of Fubu and say "word" and "yo" a lot. Word, yo.

Yo, check it, school be suckin'. I ubout had it wif da shiznit! Linkin Park is cool. Backstreet Boys suck.

Note to self: Dress like a Backstreet Boy and mabye you might get a girlfriend, I doubt it but it won't kill you to try.

Today, I stepped in my dog's poo. I was pissed. But to bring my happyness, I went in my house and rubbed it all in my dog's face. That'll teach it to crap in my path. Animals are dumb. My biggest dog, Tyler(a golden retriever), walked right into a glass door and broke it and walked away like it never happened. I think my weiner dog rapes him too much in his sleep. The funniest thing I have ever seen is my weiner dog, Elvis, making love to the back of Tyler's head while he was sleeping. I had a hearty laugh, and I held my belly like a fat guy. It was sweet. I was jealous though. I never get to dry hump my dog. Oh well. Bye.

Speaking of crap, there are too much of these "real life" TV shows out now. Mole, Seduction Island, Survivor, Big Brother, and Making Love to Animals. They Suck. Well the Making Love to Animals is cool. They are all pretty lame though. Its the Real Worlds's fault! I hate that show. I especially hate Road Rules. If I wanted to see people have sex and argue over stupid crap like who cheated on who, then I wouldn't have dropped out of school. Wait, I'm still in school.

Note to self: Drop out of school.

I think the whole boy band crap is finally disappearing. Thanks God too. BSB don't look like their having a good time anymore and the one who looks like he draws on his facial hair is looking like he wants to drop the weeny act and get into rock. He has his own rock band(I hope they all burn in hell because they covered a Stone Temple Pilots song) and of course they suck. Even if BSB and all the other teeny crap thats around now goes away, I know within another couple of years there will be some other dweeb for pubesant girls to piss themselves over. Dirty little girls.

Mexican food is the best. Yo tengo el gato en mi pantelones(learn Spanish if you wanna know what that is or just ask me). I bet you hate Mexicans. Well screw you. They're cool. They have good food, they have funny looking wrestlers, and they aren't supposed to drink their own water unless they wanna spray butt juice all in their Arizona Jeans. God bless them.

Note to self: Eat a burrito.

I got a good part in Sounds of Music. I am Franz, the butler. I'm also part of the Nazi Army. I mean Nazis suck, but its gonna be kinda funny being part of something that messed up.

Remember that show Small Wonder? It had that robotic little girl who did all the b*tch work with this family she lived with. She wasn't a noticable robot. She just talked like one and moved like one. Remember all the silly things she did? Oh when will they learn that robots aren't always reliable as they seem. Well, if you have no clue what I'm talking about, click here. Dildo.

I got a picture taken of the drum head that Jimmie's Chicken Shack all signed. Click here to see it.