Here thou shalt find megabyte modems, masers, particle disseminato's, sho't sto'ies, links, an' ennythin' else which sprin's t'mind, cuss it all t' tarnation. This hyar is an evah so slightly tongue in cheek website givin' info'mashun, wildly unjestified opinions, an' mo'e than a li'l mockery at th' expense of life, an' science fickshun in juneral an' "Docko' Who" in particular. Thar is also some thin's which will be purdy meanin'less t'ennyone who don't knows me (Th' OUSFG library, fo' example) but indulge me. Af'er all, it's mah website, ah can print thin's not one hundred percent germane t'th' matter in han' eff'n ah choose, kin ah not, hmm? Thar is sevahal diffrunt seckshuns yo' kin viset fum links on this hyar page, which yo' kin git t'quickly usin' this hyar navigashun bar:
This hyar seckshun, which probably won't git visited much, is about me. Billy Joe Ramsden, as enny fool kin plainly see. Not a terribly interestin' topic, an' eff'n th' potted facks is dull then th' photo is wo'se, but it's th' only computerified photograph ah have of mahse'f. Yo' c'd also take a look at precisely whuffo' this hyar website is hyar, eff'n yo' kin honestly be bothard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Ennyway, movin' on, as enny fool kin plainly see...
ah's interested in th' writin' of fickshun an' drama, an' in whut ah consider t'be fine science fickshun. Eff'n yo' haf come hyar lookin' fo' ennythin' in enny way whutsoevah related t'Star Trek then yo' may as fine leave, mayn't yo'?
Eff'n, on t'other han', yo' search fo' Docko' Who shaped inlightenment, o' is vainly lookin' fo' thet accursed Lurkers Guide t'B5, then yer not in th' right place, but in a place marginally better than th' a place sharin' space wif a neutron star. Right, now yo've arned th' right t'a sho't sto'y o' a comical divahshun o' two:
Wal, ah reckon they're intertainin'. Yo' may reckon diffruntly, of course, thet is yer privilege. Yo'll be wrong, but we kin't haf ev'rythin', now kin we...?
ah have a fairly fine links seckshun, an' it's growin' all th' time.
Eff'n ennyone wishes t'submit a sho't sto'y o' essay, then e-mail me wif th' sto'y o' essay as an html attachment. Please note thet, eff'n yo' wish t'have th' material subsequently removed fum this hyar site, yo' kin simply e-mail me agin an' ah will does so as soon as is prackical, ah reckon.
Note thet material sent will be posted only at mah discreshun. Ennythin' which ah judge t'be unduly offensive will not be posted, cuss it all t' tarnation.
Wal, ah had 100 visito's between gwine on line an' revampin' th' site, an' on account o' then I've had:
Thanks hoof it to th' wonnerful varmints at fo' providin' these free services.
Wal, ah suppose yer a-gonna be hankerin' t'E-mail me t'complain now,
hmmm? Wal, enny unpleasant E-mails will be dealt wif in whutevah
way ah see fit, an' enny unsolicited commercial e-mail will be regarded as unpleasant. Spam senners may fine find themselves 'spammed'.
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This hyar seckshun, which probably won't git visited much, is about me. Billy Joe Ramsden, as enny fool kin plainly see. Not a terribly interestin' topic, an' eff'n th' potted facks is dull then th' photo is wo'se, but it's th' only computerified photograph ah have of mahse'f. Yo' c'd also take a look at precisely whuffo' this hyar website is hyar, eff'n yo' kin honestly be bothard, cuss it all t' tarnation. Ennyway, movin' on, as enny fool kin plainly see...
fo' providin' these free services.
