Everybody, say hello to the Unidentified Walking Object more commonly known as Adam Crowley (or 'CROWLEY!!!' to the rest of the band), proof that Skank out of The Crow was based on a real person. As was Homer Simpson.
Anyway, the baby of the band, complete with half peroxide/half black (depending on the side) dreads, manages to be the World's laziest person bar none (including The Dude- The Big Lebowski if you didn't know), as well as the biggest goof this side of Kramer. Highlights include vomiting on stage with the flu, tripping over amps, colliding with Paolo, tripping, slipping and collapsing on stage, falling off it and blowing his amp in the first chord. Apart from that, he's fine...
Still, he has been a real help in the songwriting dept. since his arrival, and slotted in much better than Marco, despite his Spice Girls-esque moniker. And when not falling on his ass, he has a real presence on stage, like a Mexican jumping bean on steroids, yet still manages the Tool-esque basslines. RESPECT!
When doing what he does best (ie, sitting around on his ass being a God of Slackerdom), he listens to Biohazard, Dog Eat Dog, Coal Chamber, Slipknot, Paradise Lost, White/Rob Zombie, Incubus and Machine Head, as well as anything stoner, just because he won't have to get up to change the CD as often. On the rare occurrance he does get up, crank calls usually follow. Or some criminal charges catch him, like the occasion he was pulled over stoned walking to a gig after popping out for a kebab. Sheesh, they put up with a lot.
Stranger still, he's a member of Kafkavision. Go figure...
