Oh Look out
She came in through the bathroom window
protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
she worked fifteen clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
well I knew but I could not say

And so I quit the police department
and got my self a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob