Dan Mysterio Jr.

aka Danny Foreskin

Role: has a cool brother
Reason for joining the band: "To get chicks."
View of the world: "It`s round, right?"
Special talent: opening Ho-Ho`s while wearing boxing gloves
Main musical influence: the Queers
Main emotional influence: lust
Ugly rating (from 1 to 10): 8.76

Dan Mysterio Jr. will remain a mystery for generations to come. His almost magical ability to say stupid things is only out-matched by his brother, Brian, not the cool one. (see Bill Funny) When he isn`t off fighting crime, Dan likes to lick the backs of stamps. We gotta get him a girl.

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