This page is the OFFICIAL Lanny Poffo Trio home page.
(`Cause ya know there are so many fake ones out there.)

Lineup:
the Cheese - guitar, vox, writing, and looks
Dan Mysterio Jr. - bass, yelling, and general zaniness
Lazy Pimp Daddy Sean - drums, soul, and a strong right hand
Oi Boy Mike - oi's, backup vox, and a striking resemblence to Rosie O`Donnel
Zoë - vox, keyboard, and being silly
Sindy Kretan - mike stand, inspiration, and disdainful sneers
No Nickname Matt - 2nd guitar, accordian, and not showing up

We don`t like your attitude, young man.

Our interests are:
punk, surf, and cookies.

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We have songs!

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Photo gallery to come!!!
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