Role: the fat guy
Reason for joining the band: "So johnny wouldn`t hurt me."
View of the world: "From a gutter."
Special talent: getting piss-drunk
Main musical influence: beer
Main emotional influence: beer
Ugly rating (from 1 to 10): 13
Mike likes to drink. Anything from vodka to rubbing alcohol will do, as long as he`s puking it up the next morning. He also likes his video games, where he can escape his pathetic life of constant garbage interrupted only by drinking. So drink up, `cause this round`s on Mike.