the Cheese
aka johnny derelict esq.
Role: the madness behind the mind
Reason for joining the band: "i formed the damn thing!"
View of the world: "limited, at best."
Special talent: screwing things up
Main musical influence: Pong (yes, the video game with the two sticks bouncing a ball around)
Main emotional influence: love
Ugly rating (from 1 to 10): 7
The Cheese manages to achieve that rare balance of sociopath, moron, and sex god wanted by so many, yet possesed by so few. He seems to inspire a cult-like following everywhere he goes. As the leader of what can only be described as a profound social movement, he still manages to stay humble. A wolverine with the mind of a puppy dog, the Cheese is loved by all (except for a select group who seem to hate him, and, of course, by "select group", I mean practically everyone.) Click here for a further disection.
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