Role: vice president in charge of advertising
Reason for joining the band: "To get chicks."
View of the world: "No thank you."
Special talent: x-ray vision
Main musical influence: Devo
Main emotional influence: Devo
Ugly rating (from 1 to 10): 3
Zoë exampliflies the modern college fraternity system. And yes, I do realize that did not make a bit of sense. But neither does she, so piss off.