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Hi! I'm SIBMA, Keir and Beth's first cat. They adopted me back in '96 when I was less than 1 year old. We lived in Amherst and it was great. I had all the Cozy Kitten I could eat! In the fall of '97, we moved to Framingham and things took a sharp downturn. First, they adopted Phil - a dog. How could they?!?! Around the same time, my pee got stuck and I nearly died, but Keir and Beth brought me to the vet and saved me. After that, I had to go on a special diet. Yuck! No more Cozy Kitten, and only a half a cup of food a day! Things are better now. I still have to eat the gross food, but we live in a big house and I pretty much rule things. Here’s some more info about me:
Date of Birth: Fall, 1996
Sex: Neutered male
Favorite Toys: Shiny-ribbons-on-a-stick, wine corks, bottle caps, and the "Red Dot".
Hobbies: Sleeping, biting ankles, beating up Cinderella and Barney, and rattling.
Occupation: Porn star
Secret Identity: Simbachu
Check out my family tree HERE!
I'm CINDERELLA, Simba's sister. I lived with Beth's parents for 3 years, and then Beth somehow convinced Keir that it would be a good idea to get a second cat. They were nice to me at first, but then they got me fixed. Now life is no fun. Here is some of my personal information:
Date of Birth: Fall, 1996
Sex: Spayed female
Favorite Toys: Anything that can make a lot of noise at 3am.
Hobbies: Sleeping, shedding, scratching the walls.
Secret Identity: Charislut
Hello, my name's CAM. I used to live with Erin and her first daughter, Alex, until they were kicked out of their apartment in the fall of 1999. Then I lived in a room in Sam's house with Barney for an indeterminable amount of time. Finally, Beth and Keir had pity on me and took me in. For a while I liked it, even though their friends laughed at me for being so fat. Now I'm out in the cold, just because I peed on their carpet a few dozen times. Here is some more information about me:
Date of Birth: 1995?
Sex: Neutered male
Favorite Toys: Nothing.
Hobbies: Sitting around on my fat ass, and eating.
Secret Identity: Camasaur
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