| Who wants to taste my general tso, you want to taste my general tso, im gonna give it to you now. Who like my chopstick hit you when i shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow if you want to see me eat jell-o i've never seen nothing like you before. I can kick you higher than you can kick me, i can kick you way up into a tree. Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi. Everybody in the phone book named chang wanna see my wang? Never good god hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball, well that's not right not in real life you will fall down and break your leg, everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't, but i like fried rice and I got lice, ching chow woah ching wang woo wice, that ain't nice, four for the cookie i only touch it twice. Delivery is free but not from me, i only swallow dolla fifty, fifty five wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang, HAI YA! War when I hit you with the shit do a split take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu. Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah WAI-lo hit you with the hay. Stay the fuck away. Hit you in the balls. Only americans eat duck sauce and my soy sauce is for you I can put it in your shoe. Watch this I can tiptoe while you take a piss. In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits. WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill and if you want a little mint that's fifty cents bitch. Everything cost a little bit. So don't expect nothing for free atleast from me ching chang chewie. I got you from taiwan city and hong kong i just smoked a bong and i can do it all night long and don't mistake me for a viet kong. I can get you and tackle you take you never seen me when I get and you and make you rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage, poke you with a little stick untill you page your buddies come to napalm me. God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city, Ho Chi Minh shoot a load on your chin. God damn that's a sad goygo goodbye and if you wanna come on in you can work into my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA! Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung En Lo Main so come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAA! No wok tow ung di day. HA I don't suppose ha haha huh? Huhhuhuh huh |