Do you like jokes? Yep!! Do you like games? Sure!! Do you like
to have fun, good time and laughs?? IN!! And who doesn't, huh??
Well, you are in the right place! This is the place where you're
gonna have some fun and laughter, reading jokes, things which
guys and gals like for each other, what are the differences between
guys and cats! if there are, of course... *lol* and smart teasing,
which guys use to do, for having a girl's attention! Also you can
spend some time playing games and test your skills!
Hey! You can serf or swim, as well! But I'm warning you!
There are many "sharks" around! So, stay on board
and join me! or... Surprise me!! *smiles*

Choose a nice place on the deck, under the brilliant sun or in
the cool shadow, get your drink and leave the rest to Ch0c0gIrL!!
She will guide you to her fantastic, mad mad, funny world!

                                                                                                                                         

  Joke time! or... whatever you call them!
Anyway, quotes that make me laugh!

~~I have an answering machine in my car. It says, 'I'm home now. But leave a message
    and I'll call when I'm out.'

~~My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can
    ask him what he meant.

~~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

~~I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

~~When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

~~Do files get embarrassed when get unzipped?

~~Hard work never killed anybody... but why take chances?

~~Don't kiss a fool or let a kiss fool you.

~~If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

~~Give some people an inch and they think they are rulers.

~~Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it!

~~If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

~~We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

~~I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.

~~If there is no God, who pops up the next tissue in the Kleenex box?

~~Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.

~~Out of my mind, back in five minutes.

~~Statisticians know that if you put a man's head in a sauna and his feet in a deep
    freeze, he will feel pretty good --- on the average.

~~Smile! It makes people wonder what you are thinking.

~~My parents made me what I am today. I'm thinking of suing.

~~King Tut ruled at 10
    Mozart composed at 7
    Big deal. I drove a car at 8:30

~~You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?

~~The two most common things in the universe are: Hydrogen and stupidity.

~~If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

~~In just two days, tomorrow will be Yesterday.

~~Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.

  Guy's teasing,
or... what guys do best!! *g*

**Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by, again?
**Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money??
**Be unique and different, say yes!!
**Nice to meet you, I'm Bill and you are... gorgeous!
**The only thing your eyes haven't told me, is your name!
**Hey Baby, what's your login?? 
**I'd love to buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass!
**If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I, together!
**Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes...
**I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
**I think I can die happy now, 'cause I've just seen a piece of heaven!
**Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!

Top Ten Things Guys Like About Girls:

1) The way they smile.
2) How they always smell so good.
3) How they laugh.
4) The way they take so long to get ready.
5) The way they dress.
6) How they put their make up on.
7) The way they say,"I love you."
8) How their little hands fit perfectly in the guys hands.
9) How guys can put their arms all the way around her waist.
10) Their sweet personality.

Top Ten Things Girls Like About Guys:

1) The way they try to act so tough.
2) How they write girls letters.
3) The way they smell.
4) How they feel so safe in their arms.
5) When they aren't afraid to admit things.
6) The way they say, "I love you."
7) The way they go shopping with you.
8) When they call you to make you feel better.
9) When they bring you something when your feeling down.
10) How they always seem to want to love you.

... And another ten things, when girls are madddd about guys!!! *S*

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

* Cats keep their opinions to themselves
* Cat's don't criticize your mother
* Cats never question how much you're eating
*Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
* Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
* Cats are happy to let you drive
* Cats always look good first thing in the morning
* One good purr can be worth a thousand words
* Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut
* Cats love it when you go shopping
*Cats never return the gifts you get them
* Cats are able to keep the romance alive

Silly Jokes!!!

****Two flies are talking:
        'How fool are the human!'
        'How do ya know that?'
        'They build such a nice ceilings and they walk on the floors!'

****Toto, tell me five animals of Africa.
        "Four Elephants and one Lion!"

****Which fish is the richest?
        "The Goldfish"

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