(aka Break it down, Jamie)

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1) PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS-->
extremely gorgeous, with chin-length "crackling auburn" hair, peachy complexion, complex green eyes, a horribly appealing 5'2"....way too little, but extremely buff

2) FAVORITE RECORDING ARTISTS-->
Sonic Youth, Maxwell, the Doors, Rusted Root, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac, Toni Braxton, the Bee Gees, Bob Marley, Tom Jones, INXS, The Clark Family Experience, Wyclef Jean, Erykah Badu
Editor's Note: She somehow forgot Soundgarden...

3) FAVORITE RELAXING ACTIVITIES-->
going to BW3, acting, being carried around by Ronad, looking for pictures of Marky Mark, cruisin' with Lumberjill (running, too), staying up very late to watch La Femme Nikita, being a Pansy@ss, taking surveys, singing "Brotherhood of Man" with the Show Choir

4) BIGGEST FEARS-->
spiders, unappealing guys who grab my thighs, the Christian Coalition, the Backstreet Boys, BEN SHEPHERD
Editor's Note: I don't know what's wrong with her!
people who don't enjoy the smooth sounds of Marky Mark, DAN DESMOND
Editor's Note: Luke Palmer! *L*

5) HEARTTHROBS-->
Michael Hutchence, Thurston Moore, Al Gore, Billy Idol, Marky Mark, Jack Kerouac, Scott Baio, Ashley Clark, Andy Gibb, Sexy Ty and Sultry Jim, Al Pacino, Ralph Reed (just kidding)
Editor's Note: No, she's not

6) FUTURE GOALS-->
to be the State Champion in the mile, to open "Harmonica World" stores in all 50 states (and Puerto Rico), to win an Oscar, to obtain an oh-so-useful degree in film theory, to write for Sassy, to travel to Bangor, Maine with Lumberjill and open a bed and breakfast

7) FAVORITE THINGS TO WATCH-->
Bootie Call, La Femme Nikita, Welcome Back Kotter, Twin Peaks, Billy Idol's "Rock the Cradle of Love" video, Sexy Ty's ass and/or Sultry Jim's shoulders

8) THINGS I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT-->
sensual strawberry lip gloss, people who know how to tighten bras, my Sonic Youth CDs, pro-vitamin capsules, Cinnamon Life cereal, Lumberjill singing "Everybody Hurts" and/or "Birth Ritual", saying "Jeasus Crist, you slust!", Maxwell's "(I Gotta Get) Closa"
Editor's Note: A future Swizzle Kisses cover, of course

Sarah's REDHOT Links

Inside Lumby's Site:

Swizzle Kisses song

Bunz, Marky, Al, etc.

Fave Top Ten List

Outside this site:
Boogie Nights
WARNING: Tasteless sexual innuendo

Look for SWV!

Confusion is sex

Daria, star of MTV

"Big Me" by the Foo Fighters

Email Sarah!
There, you've seen it. Don't blame me.