Sarah's Chicos de Appeal
Jamie Foxx as Bunz in BOOTIE CALL!
Infamous Dirk Diggler from BOOGIE NIGHTS!
(yes, that's Marky Mark!)
10. At State Funerals, no longer confused with the deceased
9. Recently seen tapping foot to a Carpenters CD
8. Opens sessions of Congress with "Let's get ready to rumble!"
7. Insted of commuting by limo, straps on Rollerblades and grabs onto buses
6. He's been hangin' with Meat Loaf
5. Taken to wearing a loose garland of daisies
4. Tipper's exhausted, if you know what I mean
3. Shaved head to be backup dancer in Madonna's current concert tour
2. Blinks like it's going out of style
1. Loosens tie during sex