The Texas Chat Line is the chat room that Enki practically lives in! Because Enki is really PATHETIC, and doesn't have any life, he can be found there almost anytime!
Enki can usually be distinguished by one of his many icons(usually a skull). Some of his older ones are at the top. Enki frequently changes icons because some people just AS PATHETIC as him have impersonated him.
Here is what some of Enki's friends have to say about him:
"Hey Dove, remember Labor Day when I got Enki REAL sick? I'm still LMAO!!!"--Honeybee
"I'm gonna pinch his cheeks off!"--Dove
"I can smell him 300 miles away!"--Askora(aka Honeybun)
"I'm jealous of Enki! He talks to Askora more than I do!"--Lady K
"He keeps groping my butt!!!"--Kaylee
"We're still looking for that bastard!"--Kramer(COPS-episode #318 on FOX)
"Enki? Enki who?"--FutureCyn
"That's a nasty sunburn, Enki. Can I put some barbeque sauce on it?"--Dr. Lecter
"Enki is completely PATHETIC!"--Ray in SA
"Enki may be a KGB agent!"--Kelly-007
"Enki IS a KGB agent!"--Comrade Jester
"He says he's ugly, but he doesn't look as bad as he smells!"--BPER
"Enki is easily confused.....he can't tell the difference between his butt and his face!"--RP(another Barney wannabe)
"He's absolutely GORGEOUS!!! OOPS!! Sorry! I thought we were talking about Tom Cruise!"--Passion!!
"Yep, he's ugly. But that man LOVES his beer!"--Remco
"Don't EVER let him use the bathroom at your house!"--Hasenfefer
To all of Enki's friends who had such sweet things to say about him: he has nothing but love for ya'll!