You must be REALLY bored if you want to learn about Enki. But since you came this far, Enki might as well not disappoint you.
Enki is a white male, 26 years old, five foot ten inches tall, brown hair and eyes, and 210 pounds. For those looking for a picture of real-life Enki, you're wasting your time! He doesn't want to cause anyone any mental trauma by viewing it! Well, that's enough of that!
What? You're still here? Wanna know more about Enki? DAMN! YOU ARE BORED! Well, Enki was born in Ft. Worth, Texas, and lived in the area until he was three, when his family moved to a small farm town in Oklahoma, called Garber. It was a small town with about 800 people, and a LOT of nature! But it sucked! So when he was 12, they moved back to Ft. Worth(Enki's sister, who is 6 years older than him, stayed behind! HOOFAH!).
Enki is currently divorced(and VERY single) after a two year marriage. If anyone is interested, this is what Enki is looking for in a woman: 20-30 years of age, who is interested in similiar things as Enki. Would also have to be able to put up with stinki person. Enki also has a weakness for green eyes!
If you're so damn bored that you wanna know what Enki likes to do with his pathetic existence, read on......you'll be asleep half-way through it.
Most of the time, he just plays with his small penis. Hahahaha, just kidding.
Enki's interests are many and varied. To start with, he likes to work with computers, and has learned much in the short time he has been on the web. He thinks HTML is too lame, so he started learning Javascript. Now he gets head-aches from it!
BEER!!!
Another of Enki's hobbies is working on old automobiles. He currently owns, and occasionally drives(after spending all day working on it) a 1971 El Camino. It has a small block 400 in it, which is exactly how much he spends a month on gas!
When it comes to music, Enki has a motto: WHITE ZOMBIE KICKS ASS!!!
Some of Enki's favorite bands are(in no particular order): Metallica, WHITE ZOMBIE, Pantera, WHITE ZOMBIE, Celtic Frost, WHITE ZOMBIE, Sepultura, WHITE ZOMBIE, Danzig, WHITE ZOMBIE, Down, WHITE ZOMBIE, AC/DC, WHITE ZOMBIE, Black Sabbath, and did Enki forget to mention.....WHITE ZOMBIE!!!!!
Enki also likes to read. He likes to read science fiction, mythology, fantasy, classics, but he LOVES horror stories. He likes Bram Stoker, Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, ...etc. Enki also writes horror stories of his own, but none have been published yet.
Enki's spirit-brother: 
