10 Answers to the Most Asked 10 Questions We Would Like to Never Be Asked Again.
1. How's the tour going?
None of your business.
2. When are you coming back?
Hopefully never.
3. Where do you play tomorrow?
Another overpriced club.
4. What does NOFX mean?
Yo mama.
5. Why do they call you Fat Mike, you're not Fat?
I've been sick.
6. How long has NOFX been playing for?
15 years which makes our band older than you.
7. Why was your last album so slow?
Because we thought the executives at MTV would like us more.
8. What do you think about Greenday and the Offspring?
Greenday have cute and well behaved Offspring.
9. Was El Hefe really in Bad News Bears?
Yes.
10. Where do you see NOFX going in 10 years?
Down.