Dictionary of Common Complexes, Dependencies, Disorders, Phobias, and Syndromes
Complexes
Fruitopia Complex: Sufferer eats only after integration of their food.
Kris Complex (KC): Caused by excess sugar levels. It is suggested to keep away from persons displaying symptoms. (see also Too Many Cookies At Lunch Syndrome)
Metallica Complex: Sufferer believes self is better than all others. (see also Better Than You Syndrome)
Dependencies
Straw Dependency: Sufferer is unable to drink without aid of a straw.
Pineapple Buddy Dependency (PBD): Sufferers experience withdrawal when contact with Pineapple Buddy is terminated for two weeks or more.
Disorders
Food Seperation Disorder (FSD): Sufferer must consume all food items seperately.
Pig Day T-Shirt Ironing Disorder (PDTSID): Occurs when one does not iron their Pig Day t-shirt.
Dried Apple Disorder (DAD): Having too many wrinkles.
Phobias
Englaphobia: fear of English class
Squished-craniumophobia: fear of sleeping with head too close to the headboard
Fatsophobia: fear of being a fatso
Falsophobia: fear of being wrong
Talcaphobia: fear of talcum powder
Bovinedestructaphobia: fear that cows emitting methane gas will destroy the world
Kleenexphobia: fear of going generic
Failophobia: fear of failing
Flailophobia: fear of flailing
Doganagramaphobia: fear of God
Freakyphobiawordophobia: fear of making up weird phobias
Syndromes
Falling Pants Syndrome (FPS): Most commonly developed at lunch.
School Sucks Syndrome (SSS): One of today's most suffered syndromes.
I Hate Kids Syndrome (IHKS): a.k.a. Mr. Corman Syndrome (MCS)
Pointy Hair Syndrome (PHS): Very rare. I have only ecountered one case. There is no known cure.
Too Many Cookies At Lunch Syndrome (TMCALS): Caused by excess sugar levels. It is suggested to keep away from persons displaying symptoms. (see also Kris Complex)
Guilty As Sin Syndrome (GASS): Sufferer believes self is always at fault.
Better Than You Syndrome (BTYS): Sufferer believes self is better than all others. (see also Metallica Complex)
