An electric crowd of over 20,000 has packed into the arena for Nowhere to Hide, and the fans rise to their feet for the opening fireworks display. The cheers quickly turn to boos, as Sugar Daddy makes his way to the ring, Apricot and Brandy following closely behind.
Match #1: Sugar Daddy w/Apricot and Brandy vs Illness w/Rabies
The bizarre Sugar Daddy leaves his ladies at ringside, and waits in the ring for his opponent. The fans give a mixed reaction, as Illness heads to the ring, a crazed look in his face, and a tattered shirt and jeans. Rabies, his pitbull terrier, is at his side, held close by a leash. Illness ties the leash to the outside ringpost, and slides into the ring. Sugar Daddy first hesitates, but eventually locks up with his opponent. Illness muscles the bizarre one into a corner, but Sugar Daddy pleads to the ref to break them up. The fans boo, as the referee intervenes, and Sugar Daddy sucker-punches Illness in the distraction. Sugar with an elbow, followed by a snapmare into a rear chinlock. Illness powers his way out, and counters with a belly-to-back suplex. Sugar Daddy rolls to the outside, hoping to find safety in the comfort of his ladies. Illness rolls out, too, and chases his opponent. The Sex and Candy representative, however, quickly re-enters, and attacks Illness on his way back into the ring. Sugar Daddy with a running knee-lift, and he drops an elbow before covering. One... two... Illness kicks free. Sugar Daddy drapes Illness over the ropes, and pulls the ref into a corner. The diversion allows Apricot and Brandy to choke Illness along the rope, much to the dislike of the fans. The ref has had enough, but Sugar Daddy goes for another cover, anyway. One... two... Illness gets a shoulder up. The bizarre one keeps the attack going, sending his opponent into the corner, and charging in after. But Illness scoops Sugar in his way in, and drops him face-first onto the top turnbuckle! Sugar Daddy bounces off, and Illness helps him on his way down with a belly-to-belly suplex. One... two... Sugar kicks out. Illness drags Sugar Daddy into the center of the ring, and heads to the top rope. He climbs his way up, only to find Apricot standing in his way, blocking an attack on Sugar Daddy. The ref intervenes, but the chance is open for Brandy to shake the ropes, causing Illness to fall to the outside. Sugar Daddy is back up, and he goes to his corner to grab his cane. He sneaks up behind Illness, now getting up from his fall, and swings the cane. Illness ducks, and the cane snaps on the steel ringpost! Illness tears into Sugar with a clothesline, and tosses him over the ringside guard rail, as the two battle in the crowd. They exchange rights and lefts before tumbling back into the ringside area. Sugar whips Illness into the ringsteps, and rolls him back in. He sets up for the Done Deal swinging neckbreaker, but Illness blocks it, and hits The Six Feet Under inverted piledriver! One... two... THREE!!! Illness wins! He continues his attack on Sugar Daddy, until The Broad Street Bully races down, and pulls Sugar Daddy out of the ring. The fans boo, as The BSB helps Sugar off, but is then shrugged off by the bizarre one, who leaves with Apricot and Brandy in a state of disappontment, and Illness is a winner.
Match #2 (Featherweight Title Match): El Infierno (champion) vs Dazzling David Sklar (challenger) w/Jumpin' Joey Cohen
The challenger heads to the ring to a great ovation, and Dazzling Dave hops into the ring, Joey Cohen by his side for support. He is followed by El Infierno, the Featherweight Champion, who sprints to the ring and exchanges high fives with the fans. He hands the belt over to the ref, who calls for the bell, and the two men lock up. A waistlock by Infierno is countered by a wristlock by Sklar. The champ works free, and plants a standing sidekick on Sklar's kisser. Dazzling Dave falls back, but dodges an elbow, coming back with a spinning heel kick of his own. Both men are up quickly, and they size each other up before locking up again. Infierno is sent to the ropes, and David Sklar lifts him high in the air with a back bdoy drop. The champ lands on his feet, though, and rolls Sklar up from behind! One... two... reversal by Sklar. One... two... that's all. Infierno whips Sklar to the mat with a Japanese armdrag takeover, and follows with a monkey flip. Sklar is up fast, and sends a charging El Infierno to the outside floor. The Blaze from Brazil hits the ground hard, and as he is slow to get up, Dazzling Dave takes a page out of his older brother's book, leaping to the outside with a springboard torpedo splash. The fans cheer on the high-flying action, and Joey Cohen roots on his former tag team partner. Sklar rolls Infierno back into the squared circle, and heads to the top rope. He waits for Infierno to get back up to his feet, before going for a double axehandle smash. El Infierno intercepts him on his way down with a dropkick! One... two... kick out by Sklar. The near fall has the fans buzzing, and El Infierno executes a snap suplex, followed by a bridge cover. One... two... THR--! Sklar gets a shoulder up! El Infierno doesn't let up, despite Sklar's fight to stay in the match, and he whips Sklar into the corner. Sklar hits the turnbuckle hard, but when Infierno charges in after him, he leapfrogs the attack. Infierno, however, is one step ahead, and he catches Sklar in mid-air, hitting a gutwrench powerbomb. The Blaze from Brazil climbs the buckle, and the fans sense the end. Crimson Tide 450 Splash! Sklar moves! Dazzling Dave works up the energy to climb to the top, and gets ready for the Dazzling Disaster. At that moment, Jumpin' Joey Cohen grabs his former tag team partner's leg, and prevents him from executing the move. Sklar looks at his friend in disbelief, as the featherweight gold flashes infront of his eyes. El Infierno is back up, and he nails a tornado DDT on the distracted Sklar! One... two... THREE!!! El Infierno has successfully defended the gold! He heads off in celebration, as David Sklar gets to his feet and asks Joey Cohen for an explanation. Cohen simply walks off, while the promising young Sklar holds back his urge to attack an injured, retired, bitter and jealous man, who was his tag team partner.
Match #3 (Hardcore Title Match - Barbed Fire): Dan Heart (champion) vs Vic Rattlehead (challenger) w/Tool Shed
The crowd is buzzing, as members of the WCFC technical crew work frantically to set up the barbed wire and fire surrounding the squared circle for the next match. Vic Rattlehead leads The Tool Shed down the aisle to a huge pop, and carefully steps into the ring. Next, WCFC Hardcore Champion Dan Heart receives a cold response, as he holds the belt in the air with his disfigured hand. He slides under the rope, and the fire is lit on the outside. With barbed wire attached from post to post around the ring, and a blazing flame burning just below it, Lord Vic and Dan Heart circle each other slowly. They lock up, and Rattlehead force the smaller Heart into the corner. The champ quickly pokes a finger in his opponent's eye and takes control. Heart chokes Lord Vic with his boot, before raking at his face with his disfigured hand. Heart walks away from an out-of-breath Rattlehead, and raises his hand to the crowd, triggering a loud chorus of boos. Heart heads back towards his opponent, but the leader of The Tool Shed grabs him by the throat, and throws him into the buckle. Rattlehead drives his knee hard into the champion's gut, before tossing him into the center of the ring. Lord Vic drops a giant leg on his opponent, and covers. One... Heart kicks out easily. Rattlehead holds the champ up, before executing a standing dropkick. Heart stumbles into the ropes, and gets tangled up! The crowd cheers, as the challenger stomps down on the vulnerable Heart, and gears up for an attack. He charges Heart, but the champion frees himself from the mess, and pulls down the top rope. Rattlehead tumbles out of the ring, and right through the burning flames on the outside. The crowd holds their breath, as Lord Vic is slow to get up. Meanwhile, Dan Heart climbs to the top rope, and leaps to the outside onto his opponent. Clearing the flames and the barbed wire, Heart lands an elbow across Rattlehead's back. The hardcore champ begins to rub his opponent's face along the jagged wire surrounding the ring. Lord Vic pulls away, revealing some brand new cuts on his face, but Heart continues with the attack. He tears a strand of barbed wire from the ring posts and wraps it around Rattlehead. With his arms tied down, Lord Vic is unable to defend himself from a vicious steel chair shot to his head. The leader of The Tool Shed drops to the concrete, and Heart covers. One... two... but that's it. Heart ducks under the ring apron, searching for a good weapon. He resurfaces with a jug of kerosine, and heads back his opponent's way. Heart approaches a dizzy Lord Vic, and heaves a dose of the flammable fluid in his direction. Rattlehead ducks away at the last second, and the fire surrounding the ring jumps, as the kerosine is set aflame. Lord Vic spears Heart into the guard rail, before rolling him back into the ring. Rattlehead pulls a folded table out from under the ring, slides it under the bottom rope, and carefully follows. Lord Vic whips his opponent into a corner, and sets up the table in the opposite turnbuckle. He whips the champ cross-ring, but Heart reverses it and sends Rattlehead crashing into the weapon. The table snaps in two, and Heart take advantage with a cover. One... two... THR---! Lord Vic kicks out. Heart puts the challenger in a rear waist lock, and hits one of the three German suplexes which make up the Triple Bypass. Rattlehead is driven into the table once again, but Heart cannot execute more than the one suplex. The champ slowly gets up, and stalls by boasting to the crowd. Meanwhile, Rattlehead has reached into the corner and grabbed ahold of Lord Stick and Lord Brick. Heart turns around to make the cover, but the leader of The Tool Shed smashes the brick across the champ's face, and then trips him up with the hockey stick. A cover. One... two... THREE!!! Vic Rattlehead is the NEW WCFC Hardcore Champion!!! The crowd erupts, as Lord Vic accepts the belt, kisses his Tool Shed, and celebrates his victory.
Match #4 (Submission Match): Dangerous David Bohnen vs Sexxy Kenny
Dangerous David Bohnen gets a great reception from the Seattle fans, and he heads to the ring on a mission. He stretches along the ropes, as his opponent makes his way to the ring. Sexxy Kenny heads down the ramp, dodging a few flying soft drinks courtesy of the ringside spectators. He enters the ring, and puts his hand out to shake that of Bohnen's. Dangerous Dave looks to the crowd for approval, and as they boo and tell him not to, Kenny jumps him. Kerman pummels his opponent, and sends him to the ropes. He goes for a hip toss, but Bohnen blocks it, and tears into him with a clothesline! The fans erupt, and Kenny, back to his feet, hides behind the ref for safety. Bohnen pushes the official out of his way, and goes after Sexxy Kenny. Kerman, however, ducks away, planting an elbow into Bohnen's back. Dangerous Dave hunches over, which allows Kenny to hit a DDT. An early cover by Kenny, but he realizes it's a submission match, where pinfalls don't count. Kenny pulls Bohnen back to his feet, and rolls him to the outside. He follows his opponent out, and leaps from the apron onto Bohnen with an axehandle. They make their way up the ramp, and back down, Kenny still in control. Kerman rolls into the ring to renew the count, and decides to use a nearby camera wire to choke out Bohnen. Dangerous Dave is quick to wiggle free, and he turns the tables on Kenny, using the wire to his advantage. Finally, they re-enter the ring, with Bohnen in control of the match. Bohnen sends Kenny to the ropes, catching him on the way back and nailing a belly-to-belly suplex. Again, he sends Kenny to the ropes, this time catching him in a bear hug. The fans cheer, and Bohnen squeezes Kenny as hard as he can. Kerman screams in pain, but is able to free himself with a poke in the eye. Kerman tries to take control, but Bohnen shakes it off, and whips his opponent to the buckle. He unloads the famous ten-count, the fans counting along. Kenny wobbles from the corner, and Bohnen nails a reverse atomic drop. He drapes Kerman in the corner, gearing back, and charging. But Kenny moves, leaving Dangerous Dave to crash into the vacated corner. Bohnen clutches his shoulder in pain, and Sexxy Kenny drives him to the mat with a Russian legsweep. Kenny goes for a surfboard submission, but Dangerous Dave won't give up, leaving Kenny frustrated, and considering other options. He tries a reverse STF, but once again, Bohnen refuses to submit. Kerman with a back breaker, and he holds Bohnen down on his knee, applying pressure for a submission. He drops Bohnen and rasises his arms in victory, trying to make the ref think that Bohnen gave up. It doesn't work. Sexxy Kenny takes a moment to mouth off to a fan, as Bohnen slowly gets to his feet. Kerman turns around, and the dangerous one surprises him with a Crash Landing! But he bumps the ref executing the move. Not realizing the ref is out, he applies the Insane Asylum armbar. The fans erupt, as Kenny taps, but the ref isn't there to make the call. Suddenly, The Broad Street Bully once again makes his way to the ring. He cooly steps through the ropes, and clobbers Bohnen from behind. The fans boo loudly, and The Bully hits the Hurtin' Hobo on Dangerous Dave. Kenny quickly shakes the ref, and applies the Crossface Sexxywing on the limp body of his opponent. The ref raises Bohnen's arm three times, and calls for a bell! Sexxy Kenny wins!!! The Broad Street Bully dusts off his hands on a job well done, and leaves, as Kenny celebrates the victory.
Match #5 (Internet Title Match): Amazin' Mazin (champion) vs "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick (challenger)
Pretty Boy is announced first, and a "Lackey" chant picks up immediately. Cory Chadwick is visibly annoyed with the fans, as he climbs into the ring. The Blond Bomber approaches the referee right away, and takes an unusually long time having a word with him. The crowd rises to its feet, as WCFC Internet Champion Amazin' Mazin makes his way down the aisle. He exchanges high fives with the ringside fans and enters the squared circle. Pretty Boy is still keeping the ref busy, as Mazin waits patiently. Finally, the match is underway, and Chadwick charges Mazin, only to be brought to the mat with a drop toe hold. Pretty Boy bounces back up, and is send airborne by a Mazin back body drop. The champ is in full control, pounding The Blond Bomber in the corner, and whipping across the ring. Pretty Boy smashes into the turnbuckle with authority and crashes to the canvas. A cover. One... two... but that's it. Mazin gorilla presses his opponent over his head, and drops him over the top turnbuckle. Chadwick is holding his face in pain, and scampering around the ring to avoid confrontation with the champ. He gets to his knees and pleads for mercy. Mazin clenches his hand in a fist, and looks to the crowd for approval. This allows Pretty Boy to land a low blow right in front of ref's face, but no disqualification is called. The match continues, now with The Blond Bomber body slamming his opponent, and dropping an elbow onto his chest. Pretty Boy bounces off the ropes and tries another elbow, but Mazin rolls out of the way. The Internet Champ picks up his opponent, and levels him with a short arm clothesline. Mazin executes a belly-to-belly suplex, and calls for the finish. He pulls Chadwick to his feet, and delivers the Full Nelson Faceslam! The crowd erupts, as he makes a cover. One... two... the ref stops the count and holds his eye, as if something was caught in it. The crowd boos, and Amazin' Mazin can't believe it. He corners the referee, demanding an explanation. Pretty Boy, meanwhile, has snuck out of the ring, and snatched a steel chair out from under one of the ringside officials. He slides back into the ring, and clobbers an unsuspecting Amazin' Mazin right in front of the ref. The champ teeters back and forth, but is planted by the Hurricane Cory DDT. A cover. One... two... THREE!!! "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick is the NEW WCFC Internet Champion!!! The Blond Bomber grabs the Internet belt, and quickly pulls some money out from his trunks and hands it to the referee. Chadwick leaves the ring to a chorus of boos, and Amazin' Mazin finally comes around in the ring. He slowly gets to his feet, and catches a glimpse of the ref counting his hard earned cash. The former Internet Champion grabs the ref by the shirt and shakes him aroung. Mazin executes The Full Nelson Faceslam on the dishonest WCFC official, and yanks the money out of his hand. Mazin leaves to a loud pop, as he hands out the money to the ringside fans.