Last week at Nowhere to Hide:
- Justus Cleveland successfully defends his WCFC World Title against the previously undefeated Kookamunda.
- The Brew Crew win a six man tag match against The Zoo Crew, as miscommunication between Hey Stack and Hunk of Dump is the decisive factor.
- Larry "The Ego" Milman defeats "Superstar" Eric Sklar, denying the former champion a spot in The Elite.
- "The Franchise" Mike Coristine and "The Essence" Shawn Mecklinger continue their dominance.
- The Tool Shed's Vic Rattlehead becomes the new Hardcore Champion after winning a Barbed Fire Match.
- Illness unleashes his fury on Sugar Daddy, but The Broad Street Bully makes his presence felt in both of Sex and Candy's matches.
- "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick pays off the referee to become the new Internet Champion.
- Dangerous David Bohnen's hard luck continues.
- WCFC Featherweight Champion El Infierno is still on a roll.
The theme music of Monday Madness is played, but tonight it is unaccompanied by the usual fireworks display. The fans still cheer, and there is a long delay before two unfamiliar people in suits appear at the ramp, and head to the ring. One of them takes a microphone, as the fans grow silent in curisioty and confusion.
"Ladies and gentlemen, and faithful WCFC fans. Tonight is a very special night for the world of wrestling. The WCFC has existed for more than 14 months, and it has grown and prospered in that time. For the competitors in the WCFC, tonight is special. For the fans, tonight is special. However, for myself and my loyal partner here, tonight is perhaps most special."
The other formally-dressed gentleman accepts the microphone.
"We know you expected an announcement by the owners of the WCFC tonight. But we believe that you have all been misled. You see, someone started a false rumour, and it is very unfortunate that the news will be broken in this way. We hope you have appreciated all that the Targonsky brothers have done to this point, for they have worked hard to get where they are. For now, sit back and watch. Set your VCR's at home, because tonight will be a night of emotions for all of you."
The two unknown men leave the ring, as the fans buzz in confusion and we cut to commercial...
We're back, and a crew of workers are fiddling around at ringside before the first match is announced. The camera pans the front row of fans, and the crowd cheers when former WCFC workers "The Lion" A.J. Jarczyn, Ben Xeric, The Bodacious Bohnens and Jumpin' Joey Cohen give a salute from their seats at ringside.
Match #1: Dangerous David Bohnen vs Ice
Ice, who hasn't been on TV in a while, hasn't lost his bad reputation with the fans, who boo upon the sight of the big Norwegian. Dangerous David Bohnen gets a loud pop from the crowd, and he psyches himself up for the contest. The bell sounds, and Ice slugs Bohnen in the head, before laughing at his opponent. The crowd boos, until Bohnen tackles Ice to the mat, and administers a frenzy a fists. He gets up, screams, and pulls Ice up to his feet, before hoisting him up onto his shoulders and hitting a Samoan drop. One... two... Ice gets up. Bohnen keeps it coming, sending Ice to the corner, and then to the opposite one, and finally hitting a belly-to-belly suplex. Ice slowly gets to his feet, a little off-balance. Dangerous Dave approaches him, but is surprised by a gouge to the eye. The big Norwegian lands a spinning roundhouse kick, knocking Bohnen to the canvas. Ice lays his boot across Bohnen's throat, choking the insane one. He pulls Dangerous Dave to his feet, and attempts a suplex. Bohnen blocks it, and counters with The Crash Landing! He applies the Insane Asylum armbar, and in seconds Ice is tapping out, much to the delight of the fans. Cut to commercial...
We're back, and we see a video clip from the backstage area. The two unidentified business men are ordering the equipment crew to head out during the next match.
Match #2: Sex and Candy w/Apricot and Brandy vs Red and Seth Sterling
Sterling and Red are in the ring as we cut to the ring camera, and Sex and Candy make their way to the squared circle. The fans boo, and a soft drink from the crowd nails Sexxy Kenny in the back, resulting in a loud chorus of cheers. Kenny and Sugar Daddy quickly get to the ring, and the bell sounds. Kerman locks up with Red, taking him down with great ease, and again, this time holding him down with a rear chinlock. Red wiggles free, only to fall victim to a short-arm clothesline by Sexxy Kenny. Kenny tags in Sugar Daddy, who drops an elbow, before shoving Red to his corner for the easy tag to Seth Sterling. Sterling charges, but is taken down with a drop-toe-hold, and Sugar drops a leg on the back of his opponent's head. Meanwhile, several fans have taken notice of the happenings in the upper levels of the seating arrangement. Equipment setup crews are beginning to take down the Madness banners from above the seating aisles. Back in the ring, Sex and Candy double-team Sterling, as Red tries to save his partner. Kenny is back in, and he hits a side Russian legsweep, for a two count. He taunts Red, who again tries to enter, but the ref will have none of it. Sugar Daddy runs in and hits the Done Deal swinging neckbreaker on Sterling, as Kenny places him in the Crossface Sexxywing. The ref calls for the bell, as Sterling gives up, and Sex and Candy are winners tonight. After Sexxy Kenny and Sugar Daddy leave the scene, The Broad Street Bully heads down to the ring, and steps through the ropes. He grabs Seth Sterling, and executes his Hurtin' Hobo double underhook piledriver. He moves on to Red, and does the same, before exiting the ring as calmly as he entered. The crowd boos until The Bully is out of sight, and Red and Sterling are slow to get up. The setup crew is still removing the banners as we cut to commercial...
Between segments, a video compilation is aired. Clips from previous Monday Madness shows and pay per views from the last 14 months are shown. Title changes, highlights and key moments piece together the footage, an emotional music playing in the background.
Match #3 (Featherweight Title Match): El Infierno (champion) vs "Mr. Merchandise" Steve Gentry (challenger)
The crowd boos when Steve Gentry appears at the ramp, lugging his merchandise stand down the aisle. Gentry, however, is quickly stopped by WCFC officials, who confiscate his goods, and send him to the ring empty handed. Mr. Merchandise can't believe it, and he heads down reluctantly. The crowd cheers, as WCFC Featherweight Champion El Infierno pops through the curtains. He swiftly heads to the squared circle, and we're set to begin the match. The bell rings, and the two lock up. A hip toss by Infierno sends Gentry to the mat, and the champ follows with a Japanese armdrag. Gentry complains of hair-pulling by Infierno, but his voice goes unheard. Gentry takes a swing at The Blaze from Brazil, but Infierno ducks, and dropkicks his opponent out of the ring. Gentry walks around the ring, almost tripping on loose wires that WCFC technical workers have brought to the ring area. Infierno leaps out of the ring, and towards Mr. Merchandise. But Gentry moves, and Infierno crashes onto the barracade, now stripped of its usual safety padding. The challenger brings Infierno to his feet, and unleashes a chop that echoes through the arena. Infierno comes back with one of his own, and the two men duke it out on the outside. They come to a halt, however, as several of the ring technicians begins to tug at the ring apron, trying to pry it off the mat. The fans boo, and the two competitors come together in an apparent boycott, as they pull up two chairs and sit down at ringside by their former co-workers who are situated in the front row of the crowd. Cut to commercial...
Match #4 (Internet Title Match): "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick (champion) vs Daredevil (challenger)
The ring apron is gone, and as Daredevil makes his way to the ring, the fans have their attention on both him and the custodians at work in the floor seating area. Janitors are sweeping up around the aisles, and the fans boo as "Pretty Boy" Cory Chadwick, the new Internet Champion, heads to the squared circle. The Blond Bomber flaunts the belt in front of Daredevil's face, and the fans pop for the challenger, as he nails his champ with a right hand. Pretty Boy falls back, and is quick to plead for mercy. Daredevil isn't a taker, and he yanks Chadwick back up, only to drop him to the mat with a snap suplex. A cover. One... two... THR---! Near fall, but Chadwick just gets a shoulder up. In frustration and desperation, Pretty Boy hits a low blow on his opponent, sending him crippling to the mat. Chadwick snaps Daredevil's neck back, and drops and elbow from the second rope. Daredevil moves! Daredevil rolls up The Blond Bomber into a package pin. One... two... that's all. The fans cheer on the challenger, a former Featherweight Champion. However, much of the fans' attention is on the events occurring at ringside, where El Infierno and "Mr. Merchandise" Steve Gentry sit side by side, shaking their heads at the dismantelling of the WCFC arena setup. Daredevil charges at Pretty Boy, who sends him up and over the top rope. to the floor. Daredevil lands on his feet, and pauses for a moment, before taking a microphone from the announcer's table, and re-entering the ring.
"I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. My heart just isn't into it. How can I fight for the Internet Title, when all of this is going on around me?"
A silent crowd listens as Chadwick responds.
"You know, you're right. I was thinking the same - "
Before finishing, Pretty Boy slugs Daredevil with the microphone. The ref calls for a DQ finish, but Chadwick covers his opponent nonetheless. He counts his own 1-2-3, and the crowd boos as he holds his arms above his head. He snatches his belt from ringside, looks at it, and then looks around him at the deteriorating state of the WCFC arena setup. Cut to commercial...
The crowd cheers at the sight of The Zoo Crew, who are walking through the hallways backstage. They're coming up next!!!
Up next:
- The Zoo Crew are here!
- The WCFC Hardcore Title is on the line, as current champion Vic Rattlehead takes on Illness!
- Northern Heights looks to capture some tag team gold when they step into the ring with The Barrington Arms!
- WCFC World Champion Justus Cleveland is here! Are the owners going to make their much-anticipated announcement?
- The main event: Ten WCFC superstars will compete in an over-the-top-rope battle royal!!!