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Sunday February 10th
2002 Christastic! Awards!

Wednesday February 6th
San Jose Sharks game!

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9/11/01
May the victims of
this terrible day
never be forgotten.

Are You Christastic!? Now you can find out what it really means to be Christastic!

    I'm sure each and every one of you is wondering just what is Christastic! Well first of all, you've got to spell it correctly. Christastic! is ALWAYS spelt with and exclamation mark at the end. Now, we begin this lesson in being Christastic!

    Being Christastic! is not easy. It is a 24 hour struggle that never truly ends, in the trek to fight for truth, justice, and the American way. You must be faster then a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. And able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. You must subscribe to the clean cut, all-American image. This means that drugs, alcohol, and smoking are all off limits.
    When it comes to fighting crime, you must have no fear. No opponent is too strong.
    A Christastic! person LOVES Disneyland, comic books, video games, action figures, television, and not doing homework.

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