Quotes

Here are some quotes from various episodes of the show. If you have any you'd like to see added, please email me at the address below.

Julie talks about a man who has been shot while duck hunting...
Julie: It's about time those ducks started fighting back.

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Hank: Opportunist!
Jack: Coward!
Hank: Crook!
Jack: Yellow belly!
Hank: Bandit!
Jack: Philanthropist!
Hank: Philanthropist?
Jack: You had it coming.

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Luke: I was out scanning last night and happened on the scene. Lucky for him I keep the jaws of life in my truck.
Julie: Scanning? Like in that sci-fi movie? You have the ability to make someone's head explode?
Luke: Oh do I wish!

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Jack tells Julie about his work in the morgue...
Jack: You know what they got me doing? Taking their pictures!!
Julie: On the plus side, you don't have to tell them to hold still.

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Chuck: Grease fire at the Dairy Queen.
Julie: And I thought Poison was a bad name for a cologne.

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Vargas: And take comfort in knowing that if I ever meet Hank Kaplan I will slit him from his groin to his gullet, pour hot coals in the cavity and string him up again!
Gina: You're mellowing.

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Annie: Julie, where do you hear this stuff?
Julie: I'm sorry Annie, I always protect my sources. If Paco wants to tell you himself it's his business.

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Casey stops Annie and Julie, who are trying to comfort Gina...
Casey: This is a hospital. We don't have time to make people feel better.

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Hank: Just hearing Gina's voice and not knowing where she is, is killing me! Did she give you any hints? Any clues?
Julie: No clues. No hints. Just came right out and told me where she was.

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Carol and Sophia (Dinah Manoff and Estelle Getty crossing-over as their Empty Nest characters) attend lamaz classes with Gina and Hank...
Carol: At least you're hear with your man. I'm stuck here with Mother Teresa's evil twin.
Sophia: Don't forget who's driving, Chubbles.

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