The next week of school went pretty smoothly. Windy lived 
up to her reputation as class clown, and Cartman’s rep. was 
altogether erased. Finally, Windy met Wendy.
      It was the next Tuesday(Ok, how was Windy in school for 
this long and not meet Wendy? Don't aks me, ask my past self.)
, and the boys and Windy were waiting on the lunch line for 
pizza when Wendy came up to them. 
      “Hi you guys.” Wendy said.
      “Hey Wendy” They all said back.
      “Who’s your new friend here?”
      “Wendy, Windy.” Stan said, pointing to each of them as he 
said their names. “Windy, Wendy.” 
      They both took to each other instantly. Maybe it was their 
name, maybe not. Either way, both had more in common them their 
names. Cartman hated both of them. They both had a “thing” for 
helping others and caring about things.
      Windy had a great time in school. She spend time with the 
boys and with Wendy, and did fairly well in school. That was, 
until her first home reading assignment. The assignment was to 
read the book “the Littlest Giant” and answer the questions on 
the take home test. 
      “67%?!” Said Windy after school a few days later to  
Wendy. “You got a 95, and I got a 67. I mean, we did the test 
together, so what the Hell is up with that!?” Wendy looked on 
her (Windy’s) paper. It was true, most of the answers were 
wrong. Then she saw it. Very faintly, on the line after “Name” 
it said “Eric Cartman” behind “Windy PathLburnner”.
      “Hey Windy, look at this.”
      “What?” Windy asked. Wendy gave her back the paper and 
pointed to the name line. “That fat son of a bitch! I am so 
gonna get his ass in shit!”
      “Yeah, but do you have any other evidence?” Wendy asked 
her. Just as she said that, the boys walked up. 
      “Hi you guys.” Windy said to them. “What did you all get 
on the test?”
      “90.” Said Stan.
      “79” said Kyle. (Ok, I must’ve been hit in the head or 
something when I wrote this. As Kyle is an A student, I don’t 
think he’d ever get a 79 on a take home with the book test. Just 
to clear that up)
      “95” said Cartman, in an “I did better then you” voice. .
      “Very good Cartman. May I see?” Windy asked him. 
      “Sure.” He said, giving her the paper. Windy looked it 
over quickly and, sure enough, there was her name faintly 
written under his.
      “Come along Wendy.” She said walking into the 
building. “We have a tattle to tell.”
      “Hey!” Cartman yelled running after them, but he was just 
too slow for the Health Freak and her hippie friend. 
      The two W’s (Wendy and Windy) told Mr. Garrison what 
Cartman had done with the tests, Cartman got double homework for 
two weeks. Cartman vowed to get revenge. The two W's just 
laughed at him. 

Why the Hell did I make that chapter so short? Will Cartman get revenge? Find out next time.

Go to part 3a.