Because I never do explain this in the story, this chapter takes place in Wacky Land, an amusement park.

      
      “I can’t believe Cartman tried that.” Windy said, “I know  
he doesn’t like me, but that’s a little drastic.”
      “Well me about it.” Wendy said, “He must really hate me.  
All he ever did to me was call me a hippie.” 
      The two W’s stood in line for “the lady killer” a wild  
roller coaster shaped like a shark with lots of loops and turns. 
      “After talking about Cartman, school and the latest  
movie “Titanic”(Hey, I wrote thihs two years ago, then it was new), 
the two where at the front of the line.
      “You sure you’ll be ok Windy?” Wendy asked.
      “Yeah, as long as we don’t sit in the front row.”
      “you two, in front.” The old man running the ride said. 
They walked in front, got strapped in, and waited for the safety 
bar to come down. When it finally did, Windy held on so tight 
her knuckles turned white. Windy was scared stiff, but halfway 
through she got over it and started to enjoy herself. 
      When the ride ended, they went on the pirate ship three 
times. While they were walking back, met up with the boys.
      “Hey Windy, wanna go on the Hair Raiser, the scariest ride 
in the park?” Windy looked at it. The Hair Raiser was a ride 
that went around in a giant circle, but also went rocked back 
and forth sideways. There wasn’t a long line, so Windy got oin 
the line and stood there. 
      “you guys comin, or are you too scared?” Windy said, 
looking at Cartman the whole time.
      “Come on you guys, we’re not afraid of a little ride.” 
Cartman said. He got on line, and the other’s followed. There 
were only 5 in a row, so Kenny sat in the row behind everyone 
else. The ride started, and everyone liked it, but half way 
through, they heard a braking sound. Everyone looked back just 
in time to see Kenny’s safety bar break off. He hit his head on 
the ceiling, then hit against one of the windows, breaking it, 
and smashing into the building nearby.
      “Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”
      “You bastards!”
      The people running the ride, or course not noticing what 
had happened, finally stopped the ride. Everyone got off as 
quickly as they could. 
      “Why did Kenny have to die?” Wendy asked.
      “Yeah, why couldn’t it have been Cartman?” Windy asked. “I 
mean, if he did, the world would be a better place.”
      “What do you mean Windy?” Kyle asked.
      “Well, once Cartman dies, it’ll end world hunger.”
      “Well, it would not, and the day you die will be declared 
a national holiday.”
      “Well, the day you die the Colorado state census will 
decrease because they thought you were a hundred people because 
of all the food you eat!”
      “Well, when you die, the world really will be a better 
place!”
      “Good comeback fat ass.” 
      “Can you think of a better one?’
      “Sure. Well, at least the last lime I fated the force 
didn’t cause an explosion and start a world war!”

And so ends this version of the story. Now, you can go back to Page one, the fanfic page, or the Main page.