Jan. 9, '98
Dennis: Oh yeah, thank you.
Nice to be back. I've been away for six months. I've missed you all because,
I have no esteem. I live solely through your approval. I hope I can still do
this. They say doing live TV is like riding a bicycle, without a fucking
seat!
Mar. 22nd
Even though the anti-drug enforcement policy is failing, the government thinks
that we should spend even MORE money on it. What are they, HIGH?!?
Feb. 13th
Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I bet Hillary gets a shitload of roses!
Special guest on the 100th episode.
The Rants
ISBN 0-385-47804-6
Activism
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