Beakman Sounds

So. You can't get enough of the "Beakman" theme song every week. You practice your accordion in front of the television so that you will never be without the music in case your cat gets stuck in the VCR and your tape is destroyed. You've handwritten the score on pieces of parchment so in case there is an appocolypse, future generations will not have to suffer without. You know the exact moment the drums will begin beating and the gospel voice rise above the melody like an angel's voice. Your rewind no longer works on your VCR because you keep on going back to play it again and again and again.

Welcome to hope.

Located on this page is the ENTIRE song YOU CAN download. Not only that, you can hear the melodious sounds of Lester. You can hear the faultless explainations of Beakman. YOU CAN take these, download them to your computer, save them on CD and lock them in a safety deposit box buried miles underground in a nuclear bomb shelter for safekeeping. Any true Beakman fan would do nothing less.

Because this page rides the edge of modern technology, these aren't just any old .WAV files. These are .WAV files suited for the discriminating clientele of Beakman viewers. Use them carefully. These .WAV files are in a special format that takes up less room and are quicker to download without sacrificing quality. If your computer won't play these files, it's because you don't have Microsoft Netshow. And all you have to do is send me $12 million dollars in unmarked bills to....oh...um...so you can get it absolutely free. All you have to do is download it.

MOUSE ALERT!

Placing your right finger on the left button of your mouse. Quickly and rapidly press down, clicking

HERE!!!!

That wasn't too hard now, was it?

So on to the sounds! In no particular order....