We were rehearsing for Picnic
just sittin' reading our 
scripts.
Then Christina's mouth opened
and a word sort of slipped
An anatomical reference
referring only to men.
Then we all started laughing
and we remembered just then
Chorus: 
That she likes p---s alotta
She says that word everyday
Adjective, verb, noun, or 
adverb
It can be used any way.
If this is any indication, 
then she may always obsess
over a part of the body
that she will never posess.

I am going to the theatre
 because 7th bell is starting
I walk in there and then Krissy
greets me with a giant bear hug
and she does this everyday 
because she's such a friendly 
person
so I hug her in return and
then we both skip down the 
aisle

Li'l Beth's eating a Whopper 
with no onions, extra pickle
that she gave someone some 
money
to sneak out 6th bell and buy 
her
and she hopes Mom doesn't catch
her eating burgers in the 
theatre
so she's eating it as quickly
as her little body can.

Babs goes running from the theatre
'cuz she thinks a sneeze is 
coming.
Though she's standing in the 
hallway
I still hear it very plainly.
Then I look into the house 
and I see Jamie and Gemma
sitting there patiently waiting
to have something they can do.

Nick is asking my opinion 
on some poems he has written.
Channie's curled up in a chair 
looking exhausted just like 
always
and Christina runs in late 
acting all apologetic
and when Jon walks in we all 
applaud
'cuz he's come back to school.

Zack and Will sit in the front 
row 
harmonizing a capella.
In the row behind them Lanaly 
and Rickie are just chillin'.
BJ's vanished in thin air, 
but we think he's in the scene 
shop.
Steve's just minding his own 
business
thinking we are all insane.

I walk into the wings 
where Derwin moons me through 
the curtain
and I roll my eyes and then try 
to forget I ever saw it.
Then deep in a darkened corner 
I see Barry Brown is sleeping
where we left him there last 
year 
and then forgot to wake him up.