The Darkwing Rap

The absolute first Darkwing related thing I wrote. It's meant to be a rap, and I have tune for it in my head, but you can make up your own.

There’s a cartoon with style that’s on TV.
It’s made by Disney, but it ain’t Goofy.
He’s loud, proud and stands for what’s right.
He is the terror that flaps in the night.

If you think of ducks you think of Donald.
But he’s worse then a clown called Ronald.
He gives ducks a really bad name.
But this is one duck that’s headed for fame.

He’s Darkwing Duck, so enemies beware.
He’s Darkwing Duck, he is everywhere.
He’s Darkwing Duck, there is no explaining.
For his line of work you need more than training.

"Let’s get dangerous" is his adage.
Darkwing carries no excess baggage.
All he needs is his hands and gas gun.
So hold on tight for maximum fun!

He’s Darkwing Duck, so enemies beware.
He’s Darkwing Duck, he is everywhere.
He’s Darkwing Duck, there is no explaining.
For his line of work you need more than training.

The daring Darkwing Duck defies death yet again, and defeats the despicable denizens of darkness!

He’s Darkwing Duck, the protector of his town.
He don’t like bad guys hanging around.
He’s Darkwing Duck, in the purple cape.
So go on news crews, roll that tape!
He’s Darkwing Duck, master of Quack Fu.
When there’s trouble you call DW.
He’s Darkwing Duck, the hero of us all.
Think twice about crime, or you may take a fall!

DARKWING DUCK, YEAH!

This pathetic little rap/poem is actually Copyrighted. Weird. Copyright Rachel Baker '97.

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