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CARNIVAL & ARCADE GAMES ROOM

Listened to all the lectures? Seen all the seminars? Come to the Carnival & Arcade Games Room and try your luck at a game of chance. Or visit one of the many interactive booths.

Fun for all ages!

**********GAMES ROOM RULES & NOTICES**********

~At any given time some games or booths may be staffed by clones in order to allow characters to attend seminars, lectures, exhibitions and tango lessons. No refunds will be given to patrons due to clone staffing.

~Food & beverages are allowed in the games room. Alcoholic beverages are encouraged.

~The Management reserves the right to have disruptive patrons removed from the games room by Caspian, after which we are unable to guarantee your return.......anywhere.

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INTERACTIVE BOOTHS & RIDES

WATCHER'S CHILDCARE SERVICE
 Worried that your offspring might get into trouble on their own? Or worse, be mistaken for Kenny? Don't worry, just hire him or her a personal Watcher. These handpicked members of a certain secret society will stick close to your precious darling while you visit the holodeck or get your toenails painted. Relax! They'll be in good hands until you return and their every move will be carefully documented for your review. Reasonable rates. Please specify interfering or noninterfering Watcher preference.

OLD TYME FB PHOTO BOOTH
 Ever wished you could jump right into the middle of your favourite historical flashback? Well, here's the next best thing! Have your photograph taken in the appropriate costume and setting! 1800's San Francisco! 1600's Scottish Highlands! 1970's French Casino! You name it, we've got it! Photos available in black & white, colour or sepia. SPECIAL OFFER: Add an appropriately garbed clone to your photo for extra realism! (Note: Some costumes may contain anachronisms.)

CASSANDRA'S FORTUNE TELLING
& CUSTOM NAIL TECH BOOTH
 Curious as to what your future holds? Don't waste your time with telephone psychics, come have a face-to-face visit with the one and only Cassandra! Get your palm read and your nails done at the same time! Tarot cards, tea leaves, crystal ball or palm reading. Full acrylics or fill-ins, tips, nail decorating including rhinestones and nail jewelry. SPECIAL OFFER: Purchase any two readings and get a FREE French Manicure! (Readings are intended for entertainment purposes only, as even Cassandra is not always sure what her visions really mean.)

FOUR HORSEMEN PONY RIDES
 A once in a lifetime chance to ride with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.....and live to tell about it! Our patron-friendly ponies are outfitted in lovely Bronze Age tack. Choose your pony: Mostly Dead, Police Action, Influenza or Peckish. SPECIAL OFFER: Second ride FREE for all patrons sporting blue face paint.

THE CRUISING CAROUSEL
 Climb onboard this one-of-a-kind merry-go-round and pick your seat! Imagine the call of the road while riding on a genuine replica of Richie's motorcycle or snuggle up with a friend in our small scale version of Duncan's T-Bird! But don't forget to keep an eye out for the brass ring!

Q'S "R" US
 Get a tiny taste of a quickening courtesy of our static electricity globes. Guaranteed to be a hair-raising experience! Sound proof globe booths available for those who wish to vocalize in private.

THE HIGHLANDER HAUNTED HOUSE
 Enter this replica of Jennifer Hill's San Francisco home at your own risk! This house has been redesigned as a maze containing our favourite creepy HL related locations with only one way out! A sampling of rooms: Garrick's studio complete with brooding hooded statue, or is it just a statue? Slan's hall of mirrors, there is a door, but can you find it before he finds you? Simon Killian's spider room, not for the arachnaphobic! The Watcher mortuary's coffin display room, are you sure they're all empty? The mad Dr. Wilder's secret basement laboratory, be careful you don't become his next experiment! Orsa's dark winding tunnels under the Opera House, need we say more? Pallin Wolf's Immortal killing room, sorry night vision goggles not available! ADDED BONUS: At any given time an indeterminate number of evil Immies and mortals may be hiding in the house waiting for you, so be careful which doors you decide to open!

KANIS' VIRTUAL PETTING ZOO
 Do you love the animal cameos on HL? Now you have the opportunity to let them know personally by visiting the Petting Zoo. Our furred and feathered friends don't take kindly to the noise and general confusion here, so we have given them a separate space of their own, just follow the signs to the Zoo Entrance located in the back left corner of the Games Room.

GAMES OF CHANCE & SKILL

HORTON'S DUNK TANK
 See how good your fastball is and send Horton for a swim! Special oversized target available for the athletically disinclined.

PITCHING BOOTH
 Did you sink the Watcher-Who-Will-Not-Leave? Great! Then try your hand at our softball targets. Choose the traditional milk bottle targets, the quasi-traditional beer bottle targets or the truly tasteless Richie's heads targets. Legal adult winners get a Free Drink Coupon good at Joe's, underagers get a Free Fried Candy Bar Coupon good at the Arcade Snack Shack.

KIT O'BRADY'S TRIPLE CROWN GAME
 Step right up, grab a water pistol and take careful aim in order to "ride" your horse to the winner's circle! Every player gets a "gold" Double Eagle coin just for trying! Winners receive a miniature jockey's whip. Win three times and take home a lovely horseshoe flower arrangement!

RICHIE RYAN'S THREE CARD MONTY
 The hand is quicker than the eye, or so they say. Try your luck at finding the lovely lady but don't say we didn't warn you! Our operator isn't as innocent as he looks!

KATYA'S KROSSBOW KONTEST
 A crossbow, an arrow and a target. How hard can it be? Find out for yourself at our indoor range. A bullseye wins you a genuine Robin Hood hat. Wear yours with pride!

AMANDA'S KNIFE THROW
 Follow Amanda back to her circus days and get in on the act! Our friendly immortal target clones don't mind if your aim is less than perfect. Stationary or revolving target wheels available.

KANWULF'S AXE THROW
 Looking for a bigger challenge? How about a Viking axe? Heft one of these babies and you'll know why we couldn't get any of the clones to be targets! Instead we've imported genuine Scottish trees from Vancouver. A bullseye wins you a CD of that song from Homeland.

SULLY'S BARE KNUCKLE BOXING CHALLENGE
 Boxing gloves? We don't need no stinking boxing gloves, this is VR! Pick any HL character as your opponent and show 'em how you feel about their attitude! Kenny, Kalas, EDM, Dr. Anne, Rachel MacLeod and Kristen always available, for other opponents give a 30 minute notice.

BUNGEE JUMPING HL STYLE
 And what makes this bungee jump HL style, we hear you ask? Well, it helps if you're Immortal since we don't actually use a bungee cord. Technically this would be Free Falling HL Style, but we thought that might scare off the customers. But, hey, since you've made it to the head of the line, why not give it a try? Take your leap from our multi-story non-specific Seacouver building, a rugged sheer faced mountain cliff or one of several lovely scenic Paris or Seacouver bridges. Experience the liberation of free fall and the frustration of trying to find your keys at the bottom of the river for one low price! SPECIAL OFFER: Regenerative crunchy sound effects available at no additional charge with every cliff jump.

COMESTIBLES & LIBATIONS

THE ARCADE SNACK SHACK
 After all that exertion perhaps you need a rest and a bit of refreshment? Than stop at the Arcade Snack Shack conveniently located inside the Games Room. A partial list of gustatory delights includes:
-RED FOG COTTON CANDY: Guaranteed demon-free!
-METHOS' BEER BATTER CORNDOGS: Served on miniature keepsake plastic swords
-FRITZ'S FRIED DOUGH: Plain or with powdered sugar
-FISH & CHIPS: Served in authentic paper cone with vinegar
-CHILI DOGS A LA RYAN: Footlongs heaped with all the fixings, you'll need both hands to tackle one of these!
-ONION RINGS: Double thick rings hand dipped in our special batter, each one a perfect 3" diameter
-FROZEN BANANAS ON A STICK: One of our most popular items!
-POPSICLES: Double sized, cherry-flavour only
-FRIED CANDY BARS: Forget your diet! This is VR!
-CANDY APPLES: If you prefer your fresh fruit smothered in caramel, this one's for you!
-7 MEN IN A BOAT ROOTBEER FLOAT: This one gets it's name from the 7 scoops of premium ice cream we put in every glass
-LIME RICHIE: Otherwise known as a Lime Rickey
-ICED TEA: Darius' special blends, served chilled

THANK YOU FOR VISITING
THE HL CARNIVAL & ARCADE GAMES ROOM
PLEASE COME AGAIN!

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Comments and complaints may be directed to Christy, the Games Room Manager: vampyre1@webtv.net



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