Hair By Methos

	Accept NO Immietations:o)
	Yes Con-goers now you too can look like your favourite Immie !!!! Have a Cappuccino while you wait for your free, YES I said FREE, consultation with Mister Methos. He will explain to you the benefits of Mousse (so your hair can stay in place during those pesky late-night fights). Because like he says if you're gonna die, might as well look GOOD !!!!!

This is a work of parody. No copyright infringement is intended

Below are our most requested hair-styles :

• The Ponytail Passion........Staring at $50.00VR depending on quality of weave.We have from Dead Cat on your head to REAL Highlander Hair(just don't ask where I got it from)
  
• The Joe Fuzz Buzz..........No explanation necessary:o) $20.00VR
  
• The Methos I just woke up...Now you too can have NEVER seen a hairbrush hair!!!!! $5.00VR
  
• The Richie Lawnmower accident..No explanation necessary:o) $10.00VR
  
• The Amanda Mousse and Go......Perfect for those on the run from Police, FBI, Secret Service $100.00VR ( well you don't expect Amanda to have a cheapy haircut so why should you!!)
  
  

  And Introducing!!!!!!
  

  "The Gisy CON HAIR"

  (Not for the faint hearted)
  

• A MUST HAVE for con goers everywhere!!!!!!!!! So RUN don't walk to Hair By Methos. Where Mister Methos will be waiting for you with SHARP SCISSORS!!!!!
  
• Legal disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. Will not be held responsible for missing body parts:o)NO REFUNDS.
  
  
  
• Mister Methos has been seen going in and out all morning carrying suspicious looking bags!! What do YOU think will happen to the victims...Uhh I mean customers???? Is it:::
  
  A. One of them might go in but not come out.
  B. They're being transported to another planet.
  C. The Salon is really the gateway to Hell.
  D. Nothing it's VR what can possibly go wrong.
  OR
  E. Tell me what YOU want to happen.
  
  
• Send me email at Gisy to find out what REALLY happened!
  
• DECIDE the future of the people, who were actually dumb enough to make an appointment::::::
  
  John.........The big Army guy
  Wendy........The shrink who needs a vacation
  Mary.........The Con producer
  Mimo.........The cappuccino addict
  Carol........Who was at the wrong place at the wrong time
  Patt.........Everybody's favorite nut
  Maggie.......No comment
  Kathryn......Who should have just said NO
  Debi.........Somebody buy her a clue
  Claire.......Who's a little fried in the brain BUT hey nobody is perfect:o)
  
  Now is YOUR turn to get your revenge...Uhh I mean to find out what really happened in Methos' Salon !!!;o)
  
  
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