Coming your way in November 1997!
New Models!
We've seen some exciting changes in the past year, and Dummies (S) Inc is pleased to offer a brand new cutting-edge line of action figures destined to become overnight favorites!
NEW! NEW! NEW!
A. THE WHIRLIGIG WONG LI LIN DOLL
Your favourite WONG doll now comes with fully functional legs that deliver the exclusive Whirling Kick (tm) as seen on your favourite serial "Nipple Nine" with the press of a button. This amazing
talking doll also says three different phrases, including, "You're under arrest.", and "Not tonight, I've got a headache". (Comes with standard white T-shirt and blue unwashed jeans.) Optional companion doll, THE JUST DRANK RAFFLES LIGHT BEER (tm) JAMES LYE ACTION
FIGURINE (add $29.99). Batteries not included.
B. THE CREME DE LA CREME CAROLE LIN DOLL
Open the secret compartment in its back, fill it with ordinary tap water, and you've got a doll ready for serious emotional release! This highly crafted figurine comes with an optional companion, THE "DON'T I LOOK COOL IN BLACK APRONS" CHRISTOPHER LEE DOLL.
C. Every little girl loves Singapore's favorite fashion doll,
THE FREAKED-OUT FANN WONG DOLL!
Pull her string; and she'll sing (Legal notice: Dummies Inc. will not be responsible for noise-induced trauma caused by said doll) until you say the word "contract". Then her speech becomes halted and she will rub her temples as if she has a headache. Say the word "breach" and watch FREAKED OUT FANN WONG's face go bleach-white! Comes bundled with "Excuse me, are you a model?" book.
D. THE JOLLY JACK NEO DOLL (kit)
This new anatomically correct JUMPING JACK NEO doll will provide hours of fun! Says "HOO HOO HOO" when equipped with old granny clothes (sold separately) and sings "GAO XIAO XIN DONG!" when placed side-by-side with companion "THE BLIMP DOLL" (Optional but available on request.)
E. THE ZANY ZOE TAY DOLL
She bites! She coos! She talks baby talk! And best of all, she now comes equipped with a proportionally correct MAXIMISER (tm). Comes bundled with exclusive LUX SOAP (tm) scratch 'n sniff stickers.
F. Dummies, Inc proudly presents the all new incredibly detailed and fully-poseable
AMAZON ANN KOK DOLL!
Open the secret compartment in its back, slide in a silicone pack and presto! watch them headlights grow. Comes with sleeping pills (Note: not meant for doll.) Silicone packs sold separately. Due to nature of toy, parental discretion is advised.
SAFETY WARNING:
FREAKED OUT FANN WONG and ZANY ZOE TAY dolls should never be kept in the same room or used in the same play activity. Serious consequences may result. Dummies, Inc is not responsible for damages resulting from such misuse of its products.
Other models available in our line of classics:
G. GURGLING GURMIT SINGH DOLL (comes with stick on moles and a full range of optional headgear).
H. COMATOSE CHEN LI PING DOLL (eyes open when "AI YO YO" is whispered in ears; sings nursery rhymes when placed in cot).
I. LIMBO LI NANXING DOLL (pull his string and he pulls out an ace; great conversation piece for those weekly poker games. Mahjong version being planned for in 1998.)
Yes folks! Gear up for Christmas 1997!
(Recommended only for ages four and up. Figures may contain small parts which can cause choking.)
Coming soon to a leading provision shop near to you. Collect them all!
