10 MAGNIFICENT KILLERS
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Stars: Chang Nik, Shan Kwai, Fong Yeh, Bolo Yeung
Director: Fong Yeh
1975, Hong Kong
It's about Shan Kuai and his adopted son, Chang Nik who is about to leave him but is offered to learn Shan Kuai's secret kung fu. But then he has to kill ten guys who are after Shan Kuai, or something. So Chang finds the first guy (Fong Yeh) and poisons him. Fong Yeh escapes and teaches his son, who is about to become a police chief (or something like that), some fighting. The nephew also learns some stuff from his other uncle.
Then Chang Nik kills all the other guys. And then at the end it shows that Fong Yeh is actually Chang Nik's real father and the other guy his brother, and everybody is happy.
 
Rubbish!!!
One of the worst of the genre; surprisingly Eastern Heroes claimed it to be a masterpiece (?). Also in their catalogue it said, "WARNING: Non-stop kung fu!", I would rather put it, WARNING: Non-stop crap!. This doesn't even deserve a proper review.
Chang Nik is irritating. The secret stuff he learns involves stabbing cardboard dolls with a knife.
Bolo, who surprisingly doesn’t have the main role, has a dubbed voice that sounds like he had a potato stuck in his throat; I know it's not his fault (cause he didn't dub it) but still he sucks.
Fong Yeh does his Thai boxing but isn’t funny to watch, and the guy who plays his son is really irritating, I just kept begging for somebody to kill this guy. Obviously he's a Thai boxer too.
I don’t really know how I managed to view the entire movie. I almost shut it down after thirty minutes but in wait for a better fight or something (that never appeared) I saw the entire bore. This is not like other bad movies like "Chinese Shaolin Fist" that are so bad that they're funny, this one is just boringly bad.
Believe me, you don’t have to know much more about this movie just don’t buy it.

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