Girlfriend's Breasts

	Farmhouse kitchen set. Like a Tyne Tees TV late night 
	religious discussion set. Stephen intrudes on Hugh who 
	is busy reading a book. They are both foully nice.


Stephen		Who told you that you were naked?

	Hugh puts the book down and looks smilingly up at 
	Stephen.

Hugh		I'm sorry?

Stephen		I was thinking "who told you that you were naked"?

Hugh		You may have lost me there, Arnold.

Stephen		Well, let me explain. I was thinking of that passage
		in the book of Genesis where Adam explains to
		God why he and Eve have covered themselves.

Hugh		Ah yes. If I remember that story alright, Adam
		says, "we were naked and we were ashamed".

Stephen		That's right, Glenn. And God says ...

Hugh		"Who told you that you were naked?"

Stephen		(As if catching sight of the camera for the first time,
		speaking directly into it) We were just having a
		conversation, Glenn and I, about a passage in
		Genesis that has been intriguing me rather.

Hugh		It is fascinating isn't it? But anyway, tell me about
		the size of your girlfriend's breasts.

Stephen		Well, let's clear up this problem of why God
		should give such a complex reply to what is, on
		the surface, a very simple question.

Hugh		Not as simple a question, in many way, as for
		instance: "are they very big, or only quite big?"

Stephen		Well, fair point. But while not that simple, still
		relatively simple.

Hugh		That's right, Arnold: simpler certainly than "is she
		very exciting in bed?"

Stephen		Ng. I think God was saying, "How are you aware,
		Adam, of such a thing as a "state of nakedness"?
		How can that concept mean anything to you,
		unless you have eaten of the fruit whereof I said
		thou shouldst not eat?"

Hugh		My bet is that they are really quite substantially
		large. A fulsome pair of funbags, that's my bet.

Stephen		One thing at a time Glenn.

Hugh		You're right. One thing at a time. Let's take the
		left one first shall we? How enormous would you
		say that it is?

Stephen		(Laughing) Ha, ha! Glenn is having difficulty
		concentrating on our Bible Study readings because
		he has something of an obsession with the size of
		my girlfriend's breasts.

Hugh		(Also laughing) I like to put it this way. Arnold
		is having trouble concentrating on our little
		discussions about the size of his girlfriend's
		bazoncas because he is a little too interested in
		analysing passages from the Bible.

Stephen		We'll sort it out, don't you worry!!

	They both turn to each other talking again,
	simultaneously.

Hugh		Say a forty-eight cup, or bigger still?

Stephen		A knowledge of good and evil, that is what the
		fruit contained, when Eve took it from the serpent
		... etc.