Aussie Bush
Internet Terms
- Log on - Make the barbie hotter
- Log off - Don't add any more wood
- Monitor - Keep an-eye on that barbie
- Download - Getting the firewood off the ute
- Floppy disc - What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
- Window - What to shut when it's cold outside
- Screen - What to shut in the mosquito season
- Byte - What the mosquitos do
- Bit - What the mosquitos did
- Mega Byte - What the Townsville mosquitos do
- Chip - A snack you get down the pub
- Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
- Modem - What you did to the hay fields
- Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
- Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
- Software - The plastic knives and forks they give you at Red Rooster
- Hardware - The real stainless steel cutlery
- Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
- Mainframe - What holds the shed up
- Web - What a spider makes
- Web site - In the shed or under the verandah
- Cursor - Someone who swears a lot
- Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go
- Upgrade - Steep hill
- Server - The person at the pub who brings the counter lunch
- Mail Server - The bloke at the pub who brings the counter lunch
- Sound Card - The one that wins the hand of 500
- User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing stuff
- Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
- Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
- Netscape - When a fish manoeuvres out of reach
- Online - When you get the laundry hung out on the washing line
- Off line - When the clothes pegs let go and the washing falls on the ground
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