Where are the members of the Brady Bunch now?
Those 5 horrible years with the Brady Bunch are now over. They aren't making any new episodes anymore. So what have they done with their lives after that show? I went around the world to find an answer to this question. I managed to find out about all of the 9 Brady's, so yeah, I found an answer.
The first place I visited was California. I found Marcia still working hard at her toll booth job. When I first saw her, she reached for a towel to clean off her face. Her face was covered in pencil shavings. When I asked her why her face was covered with pencil shavings, she said " Uhh...I like to taste it. It tastes good....yeah." While I was talking to her, I noticed that she had a huge bag of coughdrops by her side. She also had lots and lots of lip balm on her lips. I could also see lots and lots of playdough on her shelves. When I asked her why there was playdough on her shelves, she said " Ummmm, I like to look at little round balls on my shelves." (Sure) After the interview, she told me that she was completly over her coughdrop, playdough, pencil shavings and lipbalm addictions.
I found Greg working in Ohio. He was the principal of an elementary school. He let me interview him and he said some very nice things about the students and the administration. However, I could hear him mumble under his breath some evil things that he was planning to do with the kids. Things like "......he he he, now they're my students, soon they'll be my slaves" and "...first principal, then superintendent, then the world!!"
I found Jane Brady living in a run down shack, with her parents, in Beverly Hills, California. When I asked Jane Brady if she was the cause of Marica's coughdrop addiction, she denied it. After saying that, a voodoo doll that looked like Marcia fell out of her pocket. She picked up the voodoo doll and held coughdrops under it's nose. I asked her again if she was the cause of Marcia's coughdrop addiction, but she said "I no understand English, Ich spreche Chinese" over and over again.
I had a diffcult time finding Bobby Brady. I had to meet him at an airport in London, England where he lived. After searching for him for 5 hours, he came up to me in the terminal, dressed as a drag queen. To my disgust, he became the newest Spice Girl. Bobby told me that he became obsessed with the Spice Girls after hearing their deep, meaningful lyrics (Come a little closer baby, get it on, get it on) on the radio. He also loved the way the Spice Girls supported abstinence though the revealing clothes they wore. He figured that this group would make the perfect role models for little girls everywhere. After Geri Halliwell left the group, that gave him the opprotunity to fulfill his dream. His Spice Girl's nickname is "Brady Spice".
I couldn't find Cindy Brady, but Bobby told me that she became the World's Greatest Counter and even had her name put in the Guniess Book of World Records. She got in the book by counting all the spoons in the world's largest spoon factory.That included spoons that were being made, and have already been made. However, she still hasn't reached her lifelong goal. Her goal, according to Guniess, is to count all the molcules of water in the Pacific Ocean.
Next, I went to a jail in Maryland. I found Mr. Brady, Mrs. Brady and Jeffrey Domer's ghost sharing a cell together.The Bradys said that Alice took them to court and filed a lawsuit against them, saying that they didn't pay her mimimum wage. They have to spend 3 years in jail.
Like I said in my interview with Alice, she is now staying in a mental hospital.
Nobody I talked to had any idea where Peter Brady was. Rumor has it that he made his own intergalactic space shuttle and went back to his planet !@#$%%.
So, yeah, I found out where everyone is today. I think that it is strange that 10 people who seemed so alike in so many ways eventually decided to take different career paths. With 10 people, I guess you would expect at least one or two to still be acting today, but I guess the Brady Bunch decided to stay out of the spotlight (with the exception of Bobby) for the rest of their lives.
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