so, yeah...

YOU MADE IT THROUGH THE INTELLIGENCE TEST.

WELCOME TO THE PLANET OF THE MICE.

ITS A PLEASURE TO HAVE YOU.

(IF IT HASN'T BEEN ALREADY)

HERE ARE SOME OF THE THINGS
YOU CAN BORE YOURSELF WITH AS YOU WAIT
FOR THE NEXT PLATYBUS TO SWIM BY...

SMACK THE WALRUS - he's not a mouse
(smack him and see what he's thinking today)

ARE YOU A WASP? CLICK HERE TO VISIT
THE WASPS HOME PAGE

FEELING GO?

LADIES!!!
CLICK HERE IF YOU LOVE DICK!!

VISIT
THE PLANET OF THE MICE
FREAKSHOW

EVEN MEDUSA CAN'T FACE
THE KEBAB SHOP STARE
CAN YOU?

HAD ENOUGH?

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