Disneyland presents...
"Alice In Wonderland"


Instead of the generic fact-filled moosh I just started writing about this utterly brilliant ride, I'll talk INSTEAD about myself.

Did you know that I dropped out of school at age 17? FACT!

Were you aware that I have a scar on my belly from when I fell off my bike and got impaled on the handlebar? FACT!

For you dullards out there, click on the pictures for a larger, better, and more detailed version. OK?


TRIPPY!

I am obsessed with the film "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps". FACT!


Crack-alicious!

I have met Lemmy from Motorhead. FACT!


FUCKTACULAR!

My middle name is Andrew. FACT!

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