Disneyland throughmy jaundiced eyes...
Disneyland throughOK, This is my stupid tribute to the funpark. I am an annual pass holder (or "Passhole" as one former Disneyland castmember called me) and I like to go and stare and take art photos. Sometimes I can be observed cursing at children or making jokes of a Germanic sexual nature. See that thing to your upper left? That's the cover of the California Adventure map. If you want an honest appraisal of this debacle (oops! I gave it away), click on the picture.
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Disneyland. Fancy words about my little haven.
Disney's California Adventure. This section is 1/4 the size of the Disneyland section, 1/250th as interesting as the Disneyland section, but costs the exact same to enter. Seem fair? However, if you decide to look at my Disneyland pages for a year, you can have the DCA page for free.
"It's Tough To Be A Bug!" Easily the best thing at DCA, though tricky to photograph.
Haunted Mansion Holiday. Giddiness. Sometimes things are too perfect to not happen, right?.
"Snow White's Scary Adventure". My favorite ride in the park. I actually put work into this page. It's supposed to look like a children's storybook but I kinda failed. Oh well! I have ridden the Snow White ride 
times.
Pinocchio's Daring Journey. My 2nd favorite ride in the park. Spent all morning so far on this. There are many pictures, and geocities is naturally slow, so...
Tom Sawyer Island. 7 pictures, might be slow, but I always enjoy writing about the mass murder of innocent Montana-anians.
TOILETS. The sparkling clean and sinfully sexxxy bathrooms of the Magic Kingdom are represented in this tribute. No pictures of chinese girls peeing, don't get your hopes up tubby.
The Wooden Indians. A love story. Don't take it so seriously.
The Enchanted Tiki Room. More scary accents than a West Covina hockey rink.
Things. Mickey's hidden dickies. Injoke.
It's A Small World. It IS a Small World after all! That's just mean. Also: that is not my girlfriend, before anyone else asks me.
Alice In Wonderland. Drugs.
Haunted Mansion. Corpses.
Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Bumping. Corpses.
Toad Crashes, Dies. Hell.
Pirates Of Der Caribbean. Arson.
Mountain of Sploosh. Thorns, but no Uncle Remus.
Tarzan's Swiss Treehouse. Orphan.
Village Haus. Sit. Eat. Burp.
Firehaus. Horsepoop.
Well, *I* thought the tiedye kids were funny
Monkeys and wild animals. You can tell by the smell.
Phantom Manor. Yes, little babies, I got to go to France. What did I do during my 5 days in France? Why, I went to Disneyland for 3 days, Disney Village for 1 day, and slept the 5th day. I don't care about landmarks, I don't care about tourist attractions, I just care about stupid funparks and haha-fun Disney gaiety. Is that so bad? Phantom Manor is the Disney Paris Haunted Mansion, and I suggest you look at all these pictures and rub yourself until you bleed.
Pinocchio Paris. Pretty much the exact same ride, but still worthy of photographing. Shots of small details here that will send nerds into a tizzy.
Snow White Paris. That's Blanche Neige to you, and don't you forget it!
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Mickey dances atop a mountain of golden shit.
Metaphor?
