hide it's pecker obsession.
This, to the right, is my 2nd all time favorite photograph that I've taken at Disneyland. This was an ice chest or utility box I saw when the new Tomorrowland opened last year. Notice, if you will, the not-at-all subtle references to Mickey's ~size~. Does this, harkening back to George Carlin's embittered "war is an attempt to prove OUR country has bigger dicks than YOUR country" theory, infer that Mickey has the biggest dick of all in the Southern California themepark wars? Does that make this a slap in the face (DOUBLE inside joke!) to Knott's or Magic Mountain? Could Snoopy's goodies ever even begin to compare to the big gob of veiny meat that Mickey has to lug around? What about Bugs Bunny's "little wabbit"? Now you know why Mickey wears pants. I bet Donald is jealous. Notice the forcefield in front of Mickey's package... does it symbolize a condom? Is this some form of safe sex advertising aimed at kids? I demand an inquery! Why is Mickey's scrotum so big? Elephantitis? Why is Mickey bending over? Do I even want to know?
To the left is an OBVIOUS HUGE phallic symbol on the outside of the so-called "Small World".
Above, you'll notice the entire back pathway from Storyland Boatride to the Small World souvenir kiosk is lined with pini lamps. It's sooooooo OBVIOUS. Speaking of OBVIOUS...
LOOK AT
THE WANG
ON THAT
FUCKING
TIKI!!!!!!
Oh dear Jesus, are those...?
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