Pinocchio presents...
"Village Haus restaurant"
The adjoining I am not brave enough to venture inside this holy shrine with a camera, but I can tell you, having actually BEEN INSIDE one of these, Anyway, it's such a NICE looking collection of toilets!
Fucking expensive. Be warned. No toilets or food in here either.
As much as I LOVE the Pinocchio ride, I am almost equally fond of the Pinocchio themed "Village Haus" restaurant (sponsored by Sunkist!). Upon entering Village Haus, you will be shocked and delighted (or repelled and horrified) by the fancy Pinocchio motif that is EVERYWHERE. Every wall has a mural, every bit of woodworking is fancy and spiffy. Admire the menu! Admire the Pleasure Island mural! Admire the little woodenhead in his sexy shorts holding a drink and a piece of cake! How much would that cake and drink cost him? I don't know but I bet it's more than Gepetto sells his puppets for!
What on God's green earth could be better than the Pinocchio themed "Village Haus"? Only one thing...
"Village Haus"
themed restrooms!
that the men's restroom (that's the one I went in) has sinks, some urinals on the wall (this is for menfolk stand up and ACTUALLY peepee in them!) and several stalls. Inside the stalls are toilets where it is said that males go... ready? Poopoo peepees. Yes. Serious. As disgusting as it sounds, people DO that sometimes and I guess Disney wanted to make some spaces so that lazy undisciplined types could void their disgusting bowels in a public place. Goddamn, do I hate humanity.
"Geppetto's Toys And Gifts"
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