It's a small world after all...

It's a small, small, world.

"It's A Small World" is the mosty speciallest ride at Disneyland. It appeals mainly to people who've been institutionalized, toddlers, Japanese tourists, and predatory child killers. Every once in a while you'll see a crazy person dancing around out front (see pic to your right), but that's just because it's impossible not to dance excitedly after seeing how cute the little savages in Africa really are. I like the Small World because it's the largest collection of stereotypes ever collected under 1 roof, all done in innocent (yet somehow bloodchilling) cutesy style. The only adult is, in fact, the only Canadian representative in the attraction. A beady eyed Mountie with a flapping head stand towards the beginning of the ride, as if to let you know that lawlessness will not be tolerated.

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Born 4/22/00, updated 9/17/01