Maybe I'm weird, but this looks vaguely gynecological to meDisneyland math :
Take "Song Of The South"
subtract that troublesome Uncle Remus
add discarded "America Sings" critters
add a log flume
The result :

"Splash Mountain"

"and I ain't nebber comin' back!"

"Splash Mountain" is, to me, the last truly great thing Disneyland added to the park. Since this, we got a really good Roger Rabbit ride, a really nice Indiana Jones ride, and tons of... well...

I love "Song Of The South". I love Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear. I cannot think of 2 more violent characters in any Disney film and the fact that they get to co-star in a ride thrills me. The absence of Uncle Remus saddens me, but did they managed to work him in KINDA. His brilliant words are on the walls for all to read. If only they'd done it in multi-colored spray paint...


Poor Br'er Rabbit. He stuck and won't be able move for hours... you'd almost think he was waiting in line for "Splash Mountain".


For those of you who have trouble with your logs...


Someone at Disney has a weird fixation on alligators eating ass.

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