Disneyland's "Mr Toad's Wild Ride"
Toad Hall.
Mr Toad's Wild Ride is an odd, yet beautiful, addition to Fantasyland. You sit in a little motorcar and drive like Vince Neil after a 3 day binge. You veer violently through a large manor, a courtroom, an explosives factory, along a dock, and you swerve to avoid killing police, pedestrians, and guys who follow sheep around. and eventually you smash head-on into a train and go directly to Hell. Yes, Hell. The temperature rises considerably and wicked little demons dance about. Satan is represented by a huge green dragon that blinds you by shining a red light right in your eyes. If you look carefully, you might even see a Finnish drummer. Wow! There's a moral to this ride I guess... when you go into a mania and drive like a fucking lunatic, DON'T HIT A TRAIN. Thank you.
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Born 8/27/99 last touched 10/23/99
