Disneyland presents :
"Potties And Poo Rooms"
number 2
The very most bestest bathrooms in all of Disneyland were built by scary native peoples. Walt Disney decided to build a show next to these works of art, and so was born "The Enchanted Tiki Room". The Tiki Room not only features the best bathrooms in Mouseland, but the funniest male phallus too... but that's being saved for another page entirely.
In the happy land of Fantasyland there is a happy place where little happy puppets go to void their little wooden bowels. That happy place is the bathrooms next to the one and only (on the west coast) Village Haus restaurant. I've been INSIDE the men's room myself believe it or not. I think they have live music in there. I could have -sworn- I heard a tuba...
These latrines are located in the old Carnation Gardens area, which is now pretty much just a spot for old people to fall asleep while the grandkids run rampant elsewhere. Also, this area is now a place where you can hug Mickey or Minnie at almost any time of the day. I thought that what Toontown was for, guess I was mistaken. Editorial rant : So, if keeping the mystique alive is SO FUCKING IMPORTANT to the powers that be in mouseland, why oh why oh why is it possible to see Mickey in 3 PLACES AT ONCE? Not even the dumbest child will be fooled by multiple Mickeys, and that includes the ugly little girl in the Pepsi commercials. End of editorial rant. Anyway, below is a *shocking* photo taken of the INSIDE of the ex-Carnation Garden's men's room.Ladies, look away.
I thought I just said "look away". Learn to listen!
Yes, even birds have been provided for in the Magic Kingdom's poopieplans. Thanks Walt! Maybe they won't aim for my head now!
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Last updated 10/25/99
